Okay, so would I show up to a little kid’s birthday party? Absolutely, I’d feel bad if I didn’t. That’s the good news. The bad news is that apparently the real Marlon Brando is kinda a bad person, which means if i need to stay in character.... well, i might not be great for parties. Okay so let’s imagine what exactly an awful actor would do at a little kid’s birthday party. First he would eat all the cake, candles and all. But he wouldn’t tell anyone, so like they’d unveil the cake, just for it to be not there. Marlon Brando would lie and say he had no idea what happened to it, but like there would be cake all over his face and his mouth and teeth would be stained blue from the icing, so everyone knows it was him. Now you could argue “Oh he’s an actor, so maybe he could pull off the lie and somehow convince people that maybe he didn’t eat it, but here’s the thing: Marlon Brando wants them to know. He’s an evil little bastard that wants everyone to know he ate this little kid’s birthday cake. And that’s how my player would make this little kid’s birthday memorable
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