(S29) PT 2 - Double Trouble?

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A quarter of the way through the season your player receives a letter requesting they show up for a young fan's birthday party. Do they go? If so, what do they do to make the day memorable for the child? If not, why?

Oh hell yeah man, why wouldn't I go to a party that I'm invited to? And what do I even need to do to make it memorable besides show up? I'll bring the stims, the women, the food, everything is on me. It's gonna be a hell of a day. And if the kid is too young for all that, then it's cool, I got this Omega Soaker 9001 that I'll bring, along with the rest of my arsenal, and we can get everyone wet if you know what I mean.

And the kid is gonna be eating the fattest god damn steak of his young life, medium rare of course so that he doesn't grow up a heathen. If the kid is a gamer, maybe we can play some games and I won't be going easy 'cause life is tough and the kid's gotta learn early that ain't nothin' come easy. And if the kid thinks hes a baller and wants to know what it's like to play receiver in the ISFL, I can give him some 1-on-1s and show him that he ain't got a god damn chance of making this league.

I am the party. Pick me!