(S29) PT 3 - Teammates

[Guriinwoodo]

The standout teammate that I've chosen to honor this season is myself, Cheese fuckin' Farley. Farley is a big boy, we all know this. However his opponents can't dream of how strong and agile and straight up blazin' fast my dude is. I'm talkin a scorching speed. Arnold gets workout tips from Farley. Slim Shady asks Farley for tips on how to better his agility and kick return skills. Farley is a beast, and at the moment he's leading the race for OLOTY. Lover is the most talented OL that the DSFL has seen in a long... long time; however at least for now Farley is holding off that sophomore upstart. With no sacks allowed and a whopping 34 flapjacks, Farley has helped lead the Coyotes to a 5 and 2 record in what has shaped up to be the (by far) most competitive division in the DSFL. I'm talking a reenactment of the Civil War folks. The North is kicking the South's ass... badly. I'm knocking on wood right now so as to not jinx it, but I think it's a foregone conclusion at this point that a Northern team will be taking home the ultimini. If only KCC was in the south so we could have a guarenteed berth but oh well, we'll fight anyone.

@Beaver