The Outlaws like to have a stand-up comedy night every Monday to bring the team back together over the weekend. If you’re nominated to go up and tell some jokes, you’ve got to do it before you go home, otherwise the rest of the team gives you shit until you can redeem yourself the next week. The best stand-up guy is probably Dustin Evans or Dental Dam. They can really get everybody falling out of their seats. Another guy who is able to bring the funny jokes when he does is Mayran Jackson. He’s not the most animated guy when he’s got the floor and he isn’t always stepping up, but when he decides he’s ready for a comedy night he kills it.
Jason Williams is probably the best roaster. You've got to watch what you say on comedy night in front of him or we'll spin that around and burn you after practice. I guess he even made one guy cry and ask to be traded because he burned him so hard last season. He's the silent comedy killer man.
The two worst comedians on the team are hands down Arbin Asipi and Christiano Ronaldo. Arbin just throws out a lot of stuff and hopes something sticks. Sometimes he’ll come up with a good one-liner but then he beats that joke to death. I don’t know what Ronaldo’s thing is. I think there might be some weird Portuguese humor barrier that we haven’t been able to get over. When Ronaldo is there for the comedy nights, he doesn’t seem to grasp the jokes and nobody can figure out his either.
Regardless, there’s nothing like slamming some beers and revisting our favorite topics like Mike “6 int” Boss, Ryan Flock trying to convince us Stormblessed’s mom is a milf, and Asipi trying to match my dance moves after a sack.
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Jason Williams is probably the best roaster. You've got to watch what you say on comedy night in front of him or we'll spin that around and burn you after practice. I guess he even made one guy cry and ask to be traded because he burned him so hard last season. He's the silent comedy killer man.
The two worst comedians on the team are hands down Arbin Asipi and Christiano Ronaldo. Arbin just throws out a lot of stuff and hopes something sticks. Sometimes he’ll come up with a good one-liner but then he beats that joke to death. I don’t know what Ronaldo’s thing is. I think there might be some weird Portuguese humor barrier that we haven’t been able to get over. When Ronaldo is there for the comedy nights, he doesn’t seem to grasp the jokes and nobody can figure out his either.
Regardless, there’s nothing like slamming some beers and revisting our favorite topics like Mike “6 int” Boss, Ryan Flock trying to convince us Stormblessed’s mom is a milf, and Asipi trying to match my dance moves after a sack.
@DeathOnReddit @Kendrick @theFlock @AsylumParty @Foompin @RayCobaine
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