(S29) PT 5 - Arguements

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

When fights break out in training camp on real football teams, nobody is greatly concerned either within the locker room or the organization, because they’ve played and been involved in football before and know that it’s part of the game. Actually, a lot of teams try and manufacture fights in training camp, it’s a frequent motivational technique used by top coaches. However, if something got out of hand and needed someone to step in, I could do that easily. All I would need is my bag that I hide in the trainer’s locker and a 2-dollar gas-station cigar. My goal would to be to roll the fattest blunt I could possibly fit in a leaf and pass it around to the guys on the team. If they still haven’t relaxed, I’ll go grab my other bag that I hide in the trainer’s refrigerator. Yes, you guessed it- I would give my teammates chocolates that are absolutely loaded to the gills with THC oil and butters. This would be enough to get Cheech and Chong to pray to Jesus himself for salvation, never mind some light-weight football player who doesn’t dabble during the season. If, after all these attempts fail, then there’s an easy solution. Just trade or cut the person. Pretty simple stuff here.

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