9. Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commisioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted? (5 TPE)
The Coronation of King Commish DELIRIVM has finished and he has climbed upon his ISFL Throne to decree the new changes to the league.
I first decree that no longer will we do 16 weekly predictions per season. Instead we will only do four quarterly predictions! These will be worth quadruple the points as we must pick all the games at the same time. The selections will allow for lesser time needed to remember when predictions are to happen and they will allow for less easy picks for those with their thumb to the pulse of the league. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My second decree is that sims will be commentated for one game per sim session and for all playoff games. These commentators will be pulled from a number of volunteers who will be paid $3,000,000 per game commentated. Each member will earn an extra $2,000,000 per commentated game if they are able to pull of a John Madden voice as they do it. There should be at least 3 Booms per broadcast. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My third decree is that all players with stupid names be forced to rename their player. Free for the first rename but increasing in price per name change. If the player refuses to rename their player they will be assigned a name by a random name generator and forced to buy Taco Bell for their entire team. If any player does not live in the vicinity of a Taco Bell, they will be asked their nearest fast food restaurant and then provide a list of items they want off the menu for the offender to buy them. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My fourth decree will allow one multi per user. This user must use this multi on the opposite side of the ball from their current player. For example, if you are a quarterback, you may create a Safety. This allows teams to grow more quickly and a player can be on multiple teams at a time. All ISFL tasks may be claimed on both players and used to grow their TPE pool. This means very little extra work while having multiple players to watch in the simulation! THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My fifth decree, and final decree, will pertain to Ultimus Week. All tasks will be required to have a Graphic Option! No more of these writing dumb prompts that nobody, not even the graders, read. We must allow graphics for every task so that other people can browse the forum and be entertained by well done, comical, and terrible graphics that all players may want to make. We will allow people to still write but they will be actively shunned in a second thread called the Ultimus Week shun thread. Those who write will be laughed at unless they write something creative. Otherwise, all submissions must include a fun graphic of some kind. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
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19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show. (2.5 TPE)
![[Image: 0nfLT5i.png]](https://i.imgur.com/0nfLT5i.png)
23. Create a billboard, magazine cover, unique trading card, or video game cover depicting a one of the league's stars. (2.5 TPE)
![[Image: MImzSxh.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MImzSxh.png)
The Coronation of King Commish DELIRIVM has finished and he has climbed upon his ISFL Throne to decree the new changes to the league.
I first decree that no longer will we do 16 weekly predictions per season. Instead we will only do four quarterly predictions! These will be worth quadruple the points as we must pick all the games at the same time. The selections will allow for lesser time needed to remember when predictions are to happen and they will allow for less easy picks for those with their thumb to the pulse of the league. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My second decree is that sims will be commentated for one game per sim session and for all playoff games. These commentators will be pulled from a number of volunteers who will be paid $3,000,000 per game commentated. Each member will earn an extra $2,000,000 per commentated game if they are able to pull of a John Madden voice as they do it. There should be at least 3 Booms per broadcast. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My third decree is that all players with stupid names be forced to rename their player. Free for the first rename but increasing in price per name change. If the player refuses to rename their player they will be assigned a name by a random name generator and forced to buy Taco Bell for their entire team. If any player does not live in the vicinity of a Taco Bell, they will be asked their nearest fast food restaurant and then provide a list of items they want off the menu for the offender to buy them. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My fourth decree will allow one multi per user. This user must use this multi on the opposite side of the ball from their current player. For example, if you are a quarterback, you may create a Safety. This allows teams to grow more quickly and a player can be on multiple teams at a time. All ISFL tasks may be claimed on both players and used to grow their TPE pool. This means very little extra work while having multiple players to watch in the simulation! THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
My fifth decree, and final decree, will pertain to Ultimus Week. All tasks will be required to have a Graphic Option! No more of these writing dumb prompts that nobody, not even the graders, read. We must allow graphics for every task so that other people can browse the forum and be entertained by well done, comical, and terrible graphics that all players may want to make. We will allow people to still write but they will be actively shunned in a second thread called the Ultimus Week shun thread. Those who write will be laughed at unless they write something creative. Otherwise, all submissions must include a fun graphic of some kind. THIS HAS BEEN DECREED!
[487 Words]
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show. (2.5 TPE)
23. Create a billboard, magazine cover, unique trading card, or video game cover depicting a one of the league's stars. (2.5 TPE)
![[Image: YZCRcoB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/YZCRcoB.png)
![[Image: ShgnPS2.png]](https://i.imgur.com/ShgnPS2.png)
