The Berlin weird gecko people or maybe it is a lizard, I do not know what it is, but I do not believe it is a salamander, but anyway. The Berlin Fire Breathing Salamanders…. (which IS NOT REAL). You know what you could call that thing? A POKEMON.. Like a.. Charizard, yea that is what it is low key. ANYWAY! I have been wondering how Berlin is so good, they struggled to start the season, going 1 win and 2 loses going into week 4 where they fireballed my butchers 30 to 17. That was the start to something NEW. Week 5 they trade for some washed up scrub… WE THOUGHT he was a scrub but he has brought this team a new presence on defense. Tyron Shields came to Berlin from Chicago, the dude had one year left, and it was starting to show how OLD he was getting. He was getting burned by these younger speedy wide outs. So it was like he was just going to be washed up anyway so why not go after a third round pick for his old, washed up, not good anymore. He came to this team and they won 10 out their last 11 games. He ended up with 5 interceptions, he has brought that to glory on the defense side of the ball. But on the offense side is where it gets interesting. Nick Kaepercolin had a really good year, bagged 4,764 passing yards with 11 interceptions and threw 39 passing touchdowns. He was third in passing touchdowns this season. He was second in quarterback rating as well. He was also second in least thrown interceptions with 11, the number one quarterback threw for 10 interceptions, so Nick Kaepercolin was not far off. A lot of those touchdowns went to Cmon Skiuuup. This dude had 96 catches with 1,517 receiving yards and caught 15 touchdown passes. Skiuuup had a great season
Now we have watched the game and seen the New York King Kongs win the Ultimus, which congrats on that, but I was shocked by that. I really believed that the Berlin Fire Breathing Salamanders would come out this game with the win, New York King Kongs were in control that whole game. They were up big to start the game, and then around the fourth quarter New York King Kongs put it into overdrive. They grabbed that Charizard looking mascot and ran up to the top of the empire state building..
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The future number one wide out for the Chicago Butchers Mike Hunt… He deserves all the awards for being an outstanding player on and off the field. He would be the BIGGEST eater, during practices and it comes time to eat. He is up there with the O LINE… Throwing elbows for Ms. Williams homemade Mac and Cheese. It is to die for. It almost caused a player to be cut from the team, they wanted it so badly that they literally caused a fight over it. IT IS THAT DAMN GOOD! Mike Hunt would also take a trophy for best listener. Not to people… but of Podcasts. Mike Hunt LOVES podcasts, while working out he is listening to ISFL podcasts, or even DSPN (ripoff of ESPN) podcasts. The truth is Mike Hunt deserves any award for showing up late to practice. He is never on time. He use to live at the practice facility when he got called up from his DSFL team… who just won a UltiMINNI the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He would sleep there during the beginning of the season, because he had no place to live just coming into the league so early. He did not get a lot of money from his contract so he stayed there at the practice facility. Yet he was still late to practice somehow. During his first season he was late to every practice. And the coaches made him run “laps” around the field and it was based on how many minutes he was late. So, his latest time of being late was 23 minutes. He had to go and run 23 laps. This season though he was only late in all the practices except 3. He was on time and everyone was just shocked. Somebody asked him if he was sleeping here again. Another award for Mike Hunt would be the “STINKY” Award. This award goes out to the biggest and stinkiest player on the team. He is very superstitious so he does not wash his underwear or socks. If he is having a stretch of good games he smells like a locker room, but when he has a bad game he will wash them immediately that night and now put them on until gametime, and he hangs them in the locker in the same spot and the same way each time. He is called a looney person for doing that. Mike Hunt needs help… clearly.
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Now we have watched the game and seen the New York King Kongs win the Ultimus, which congrats on that, but I was shocked by that. I really believed that the Berlin Fire Breathing Salamanders would come out this game with the win, New York King Kongs were in control that whole game. They were up big to start the game, and then around the fourth quarter New York King Kongs put it into overdrive. They grabbed that Charizard looking mascot and ran up to the top of the empire state building..
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The future number one wide out for the Chicago Butchers Mike Hunt… He deserves all the awards for being an outstanding player on and off the field. He would be the BIGGEST eater, during practices and it comes time to eat. He is up there with the O LINE… Throwing elbows for Ms. Williams homemade Mac and Cheese. It is to die for. It almost caused a player to be cut from the team, they wanted it so badly that they literally caused a fight over it. IT IS THAT DAMN GOOD! Mike Hunt would also take a trophy for best listener. Not to people… but of Podcasts. Mike Hunt LOVES podcasts, while working out he is listening to ISFL podcasts, or even DSPN (ripoff of ESPN) podcasts. The truth is Mike Hunt deserves any award for showing up late to practice. He is never on time. He use to live at the practice facility when he got called up from his DSFL team… who just won a UltiMINNI the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He would sleep there during the beginning of the season, because he had no place to live just coming into the league so early. He did not get a lot of money from his contract so he stayed there at the practice facility. Yet he was still late to practice somehow. During his first season he was late to every practice. And the coaches made him run “laps” around the field and it was based on how many minutes he was late. So, his latest time of being late was 23 minutes. He had to go and run 23 laps. This season though he was only late in all the practices except 3. He was on time and everyone was just shocked. Somebody asked him if he was sleeping here again. Another award for Mike Hunt would be the “STINKY” Award. This award goes out to the biggest and stinkiest player on the team. He is very superstitious so he does not wash his underwear or socks. If he is having a stretch of good games he smells like a locker room, but when he has a bad game he will wash them immediately that night and now put them on until gametime, and he hangs them in the locker in the same spot and the same way each time. He is called a looney person for doing that. Mike Hunt needs help… clearly.
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