8. The award that pepelegs would win for something off the field would be for his great charity regarding children with smol legs. The charity that Pepelegs has developed has put hundreds of dollars towards development for new surgeries and techniques to help develop the legs of children with smol legs. This charity has the ability to affect tens of people each year, a truly drastic change to the world. He started this charity when he attended smol legs university as a freshman when he realized that he was not the only member of the world to have smol leg syndrome as it has become to be called over the last few years. In actuality it seems that the disease is becoming more and more common, some of it, due to the distinct lack of leg training in gym bros, who have developed training protocols that suggest training legs is bad for your health, and that things such as squats are “bad for your knees bro”. Because of this, some of the charity work has begun to develop slogans and signs to help people with smol legs realize that leg training is in fact very good for you, and doing it right helps to strengthen the ligaments and tendons in the legs as well. I am sure the league would love to recognize pepelegs for his work on this charity that has become one of the charities that has a few people spending money on it. Increased work in charitable donations is a must in a professional league and awards for this are great for league publicity. Additionally pepelegs and his work on the smol legs charity is a great first application for this award, much better than other less effective things, like building houses for the homeless which affects thousands of people. Over the course of league history no one has worked to do more for people with smol legs than Pepelegs has and this needs to be noticed by the league with the awarding of the leagues new charitable donation award and should be done not only the recognize pepelegs for his great work, but as a fundamental shift in the leagues publicity message, to show that the league supports not just people with smol legs, but over time all of the great charites that people from the league work in and on. Someday we will have an actual award for this, but for now I will just award it to pepelegs myself.
9. Comish for a day would be the ideal scenario for me. Some of the shit the league has done is horrendous and needs to be fixed asap. The first is something that I have been on since I first started in the league, and that is the poor representation and poor use of kickers in the league. Apparently HO isn’t letting kickers kick on first down unless “necessary” which is a fucking joke since this is an actual strategy that has been used. Additionally first down punts, why cant we use these? This has been a field position strategy that has been used since 1939 when Texas Tech and Centenary punted back and forth on first down to gain field position or to gain the ball on a muffed punt. Some say this is due to “the sim wont let us do it” and to that I say we need to choose a better sim. What a fucking joke this is. The league wants points and kicking on first down when you get into field goal range is a great way to do it. No one wants to see a team get into the red zone, stall out and then kick, just get it over with and get your shit offense off the field for the real stars of the league. Also on special teams we need to make long snappers a thing. I want to gain extra money from my team for being the best long snapper, but apparently again this isn’t a thing that you can do. The league needs to fix this ASAP, long snappers are a fundamental position on the filed that is completely underutilized in the sim. Again “the sim wont let us do it” is a horrible excuse, find a new fucking sim that values special teams and not the shit positions on defense and offense. These are the fundamental changes that I would use to help fix the league. The other things are increasing the value of human OL by increasing the cost for a Bot OL. We need greater representation of the blocky boys and this is a great way to increase how they are valued. In real football, we see linemen going early in the draft because they are highly valued as asset protection, that isn’t the case in a sim, but we still need to find a way to increase their value so linemen start going top 5 and top 10 regularly in he draft.
9. Comish for a day would be the ideal scenario for me. Some of the shit the league has done is horrendous and needs to be fixed asap. The first is something that I have been on since I first started in the league, and that is the poor representation and poor use of kickers in the league. Apparently HO isn’t letting kickers kick on first down unless “necessary” which is a fucking joke since this is an actual strategy that has been used. Additionally first down punts, why cant we use these? This has been a field position strategy that has been used since 1939 when Texas Tech and Centenary punted back and forth on first down to gain field position or to gain the ball on a muffed punt. Some say this is due to “the sim wont let us do it” and to that I say we need to choose a better sim. What a fucking joke this is. The league wants points and kicking on first down when you get into field goal range is a great way to do it. No one wants to see a team get into the red zone, stall out and then kick, just get it over with and get your shit offense off the field for the real stars of the league. Also on special teams we need to make long snappers a thing. I want to gain extra money from my team for being the best long snapper, but apparently again this isn’t a thing that you can do. The league needs to fix this ASAP, long snappers are a fundamental position on the filed that is completely underutilized in the sim. Again “the sim wont let us do it” is a horrible excuse, find a new fucking sim that values special teams and not the shit positions on defense and offense. These are the fundamental changes that I would use to help fix the league. The other things are increasing the value of human OL by increasing the cost for a Bot OL. We need greater representation of the blocky boys and this is a great way to increase how they are valued. In real football, we see linemen going early in the draft because they are highly valued as asset protection, that isn’t the case in a sim, but we still need to find a way to increase their value so linemen start going top 5 and top 10 regularly in he draft.
