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Since the season has completed, and the draft is on the horizon and more specifically, the ISFL draft will be broadcasted live in less than 24 hours, here are some reasons you should draft Ikick Ballz. With a background as ball kicky as mine, i’ve grown up being an absolute menace on and off the football field. NBA Youngboy looks up to me as a mentor, even as a tutor because my extreme poise and consistency on the football field. I can boot a ball rather far, and put any ball in front of me on a tee, through the uprights. I believe I bring many different locker room necessities that any competitive team will see as a must have. I got a strong leg that kicks many footballs on a daily basis accurately, a laidback personality believe it or not, and a love for taylor swift music. With these 3 things, any team will become instant Ultimus contenders. To any DSFL GM, scout, and or war room member reading this, Ikick Ballz is not only the smart decision at kicker in this upcoming draft, but the right decision! Missing out on the insane amount of unlocked potential I contain would be a saddening event. So, take a shot on me! Ikick could be the player you’ve needed all along to turn your franchise in the right direction. Also, I’m a relatively experienced sim leaguer and I love locker rooms!
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If I was in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show, i’d be extremely surprised. My first plan of action in this situation would be questioning the decision of the person in power who decided that i’d be the right person to provide endless entertainment during the Ultimus. Next, I would improvise on the spot, something i’m not super good at. Since i’m a newer create and I don’t know much about the ISFL nor the DSFL, or many players or Hall of famers in general, I’d likely struggle a lot with this daunting task. So, I would mix it up. Instead of talking about the Ultimus, or anything related to the ISFL, the DSFL, or football in general, we would play Jack Box. By playing Jack Box, we not only can use it as a time to rest the players of the Ultimus matchup, but it would give me enough time to figure out the historical significance of the game being played infront of my eyes, so possibly i’d have enough stats in my brain to successfully commentate the second half of the Ultimus Matchup. I’m sure some users are very used to playing Jack Box, most importantly LSUFAN101 and SabaDonutMan. After this, I would easily successfully commentate the second half, and act as I was a true natural to the booth. Born to be a commentator some may say.
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25. If my current position, Kicker and Punter, was not available during the time period I had created, I would be in a situation that not many can solve. This poises a serious issue on many levels. First, I would have to undergo a name change. Being named Ikick Ballz when i’m no longer a kicker and my duty on the field is to not kick balls would be an absolute embarrassment to myself. Second, I would have to figure out a new build. This would be the more challenging part of all of these problems. Since I have basically no stat knowledge in this league, I would have to refer to my friends for advice on where to put TPE basically every time I updated. Not only would this be an annoyance to them at times, but it would leave me clueless, and it would give me more than 3 stats to stare at blankly on a sunday night. The real question here, what position would I pick? RB, OL, and DB are automatically crossed off the list. I think I would go with WR as my new position. It leaves me in a position to succeed with the correct simulation luck, and I may be able to have good production at lower tpe levels, which is a plus of course for any player!
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Since the season has completed, and the draft is on the horizon and more specifically, the ISFL draft will be broadcasted live in less than 24 hours, here are some reasons you should draft Ikick Ballz. With a background as ball kicky as mine, i’ve grown up being an absolute menace on and off the football field. NBA Youngboy looks up to me as a mentor, even as a tutor because my extreme poise and consistency on the football field. I can boot a ball rather far, and put any ball in front of me on a tee, through the uprights. I believe I bring many different locker room necessities that any competitive team will see as a must have. I got a strong leg that kicks many footballs on a daily basis accurately, a laidback personality believe it or not, and a love for taylor swift music. With these 3 things, any team will become instant Ultimus contenders. To any DSFL GM, scout, and or war room member reading this, Ikick Ballz is not only the smart decision at kicker in this upcoming draft, but the right decision! Missing out on the insane amount of unlocked potential I contain would be a saddening event. So, take a shot on me! Ikick could be the player you’ve needed all along to turn your franchise in the right direction. Also, I’m a relatively experienced sim leaguer and I love locker rooms!
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If I was in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show, i’d be extremely surprised. My first plan of action in this situation would be questioning the decision of the person in power who decided that i’d be the right person to provide endless entertainment during the Ultimus. Next, I would improvise on the spot, something i’m not super good at. Since i’m a newer create and I don’t know much about the ISFL nor the DSFL, or many players or Hall of famers in general, I’d likely struggle a lot with this daunting task. So, I would mix it up. Instead of talking about the Ultimus, or anything related to the ISFL, the DSFL, or football in general, we would play Jack Box. By playing Jack Box, we not only can use it as a time to rest the players of the Ultimus matchup, but it would give me enough time to figure out the historical significance of the game being played infront of my eyes, so possibly i’d have enough stats in my brain to successfully commentate the second half of the Ultimus Matchup. I’m sure some users are very used to playing Jack Box, most importantly LSUFAN101 and SabaDonutMan. After this, I would easily successfully commentate the second half, and act as I was a true natural to the booth. Born to be a commentator some may say.
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25. If my current position, Kicker and Punter, was not available during the time period I had created, I would be in a situation that not many can solve. This poises a serious issue on many levels. First, I would have to undergo a name change. Being named Ikick Ballz when i’m no longer a kicker and my duty on the field is to not kick balls would be an absolute embarrassment to myself. Second, I would have to figure out a new build. This would be the more challenging part of all of these problems. Since I have basically no stat knowledge in this league, I would have to refer to my friends for advice on where to put TPE basically every time I updated. Not only would this be an annoyance to them at times, but it would leave me clueless, and it would give me more than 3 stats to stare at blankly on a sunday night. The real question here, what position would I pick? RB, OL, and DB are automatically crossed off the list. I think I would go with WR as my new position. It leaves me in a position to succeed with the correct simulation luck, and I may be able to have good production at lower tpe levels, which is a plus of course for any player!
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