* WR Bailey Cook Requests Trade

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Jiggly knows I'm the LAST guy to call collusion but how in the actual fuck does this not mean that?

Player A plays for Team A.
Player A is under contract with Team A.
Player A requests trade to Team B or C.
Player A is still under contract with Team A.
Player A admits to wanting to sign extension with Team B.
League rewrites collusion rules because NOBODY FOLLOWS THEM AND THE COMMISH'S TEAM JUST VIOLATED THE RULE.

Extension with Team B C D E F or G whichever trades for me