Looking through the index for the last few seasons, I would have to say that the Yeti’s biggest rival is [REDACTED]. It feels like we always have intense games against [REDACTED] that come down to the final few plays of the game. Naturally, when two teams who play each other frequently and often have close games, these games are a little more intense. During the week of practice leading up to that game, the sessions are a little more intense. The games themselves are more intense, and the post-game celebrations or depression sessions are always a little more extreme. Usually, the first guy to speak up about such losses is Adelie de Pengu. I do not know if you have ever been up close and personal with an angry penguin, but it is not the most pleasant experience. Their mouths are kinda freaky and they have that fishy smell. Now I am not trying to trash talk Pengu. We love having the guy around the clubhouse. I am saying, though, that you do not want Pengu angry at you after a loss. Not to mention the fact that there is always a moose nearby. The angry penguin and moose combo is truly terrifying and is a great motivator to win all the games against [REDACTED].

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