09-01-2021, 11:21 PM
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Disneyland, the place where dreams are made of. Especially for Ultimus MVP Mike Boss Jr. This football God was crowned champion for the second time in his memorable career, and celebrated at Disneyland accordingly. The park put together a celebratory parade for Boss Jr and his teammates’ accomplishments down Mainstreet USA while there were bouquets of green and blue roses thrown upon Boss Jr. at every turn. He eventually took to a podium once the parade was over. To his left, Donald Duck, to his right – Mickey Mouse. With this entourage of sex appeal, there was no way that Boss Jr could say anything that the crowd would not eat up and enjoy. Boss Jr gave credit to his teammates, coaching staff, and of course himself for the Sailfish’s big Ultimus victory this season. Boss Jr was named MVP of the game after a historic performance against an Arizona Outlaws team that had aspirations of beginning a dynasty of their own. The veteran QB threw for 3 TD on 254 yards passing with a completion percentage over 66. Boss Jr. invited everyone at the end of his speech to join him at the Haunted Mansion for some “special brownies and a smoke machine powered by my lungs”. The team did not have any comment. [214 words]
TASK 22
The Ultimus Halftime Show is perhaps the most coveted concert performance of the year every single time it happens. The ISFL puts on a grand spectacle for their penultimate game, and the Halftime Show should hold nothing back. Artists who are given this honor always try and one-up each other. Whether it’s a surprise cameo appearance or an incredible stunt (Remember Steve-O at Ultimus 14 jumping off the top of the stadium?) Years ago, people were shocked when a hologram of Tupac Shakur was used for a segment at Coachella. I want to take this idea and go further. Nothing gets a stadium more fired up than some rock n’ roll music. I’m bringing to the table a hologram version of Jimi Hendrix. He’s going to lead off the show and people are going to be shocked. That is, until he is joined on stage by a hologram version of John Lennon and George Harrison. Harrison and Hendrix go back and forth in a guitar playing contest that goes on for a few minutes. The crowd is losing their mind. This is where I give them the swerve. I introduce hologram Jeffrey Dahmer to the celebration, when in a swift yet disturbing fashion it bites the neck of the other 3 holograms like a demonic vampire and feasts on their corpses until we fade to commercial. [226 words]
TASK 23
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Disneyland, the place where dreams are made of. Especially for Ultimus MVP Mike Boss Jr. This football God was crowned champion for the second time in his memorable career, and celebrated at Disneyland accordingly. The park put together a celebratory parade for Boss Jr and his teammates’ accomplishments down Mainstreet USA while there were bouquets of green and blue roses thrown upon Boss Jr. at every turn. He eventually took to a podium once the parade was over. To his left, Donald Duck, to his right – Mickey Mouse. With this entourage of sex appeal, there was no way that Boss Jr could say anything that the crowd would not eat up and enjoy. Boss Jr gave credit to his teammates, coaching staff, and of course himself for the Sailfish’s big Ultimus victory this season. Boss Jr was named MVP of the game after a historic performance against an Arizona Outlaws team that had aspirations of beginning a dynasty of their own. The veteran QB threw for 3 TD on 254 yards passing with a completion percentage over 66. Boss Jr. invited everyone at the end of his speech to join him at the Haunted Mansion for some “special brownies and a smoke machine powered by my lungs”. The team did not have any comment. [214 words]
TASK 22
The Ultimus Halftime Show is perhaps the most coveted concert performance of the year every single time it happens. The ISFL puts on a grand spectacle for their penultimate game, and the Halftime Show should hold nothing back. Artists who are given this honor always try and one-up each other. Whether it’s a surprise cameo appearance or an incredible stunt (Remember Steve-O at Ultimus 14 jumping off the top of the stadium?) Years ago, people were shocked when a hologram of Tupac Shakur was used for a segment at Coachella. I want to take this idea and go further. Nothing gets a stadium more fired up than some rock n’ roll music. I’m bringing to the table a hologram version of Jimi Hendrix. He’s going to lead off the show and people are going to be shocked. That is, until he is joined on stage by a hologram version of John Lennon and George Harrison. Harrison and Hendrix go back and forth in a guitar playing contest that goes on for a few minutes. The crowd is losing their mind. This is where I give them the swerve. I introduce hologram Jeffrey Dahmer to the celebration, when in a swift yet disturbing fashion it bites the neck of the other 3 holograms like a demonic vampire and feasts on their corpses until we fade to commercial. [226 words]
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TASK 32
PBE PT
WR- JAMAL SLICK JR.
"THE NEW ERA"
MR 8X ULTIMUS CHAMPION
QB Mike Boss - HOF
TE Johnny Blaze - HOF
QB Mike Boss Jr
WR Johnny Blaze Jr
QB Mike Boss - HOF
TE Johnny Blaze - HOF
QB Mike Boss Jr
WR Johnny Blaze Jr
