(S31) PT 3 - Investments

[Rangerjase]

Zoltan is quite in the investor. He lives quite frugally as of course the majority of his income goes back to his family also known as the other cultists who worship and admire Lord Zoltan. The little that Zoltan has himself after rent (he doesn't need to eat as he lines his pockets with bubble wrap and sneaks enough food out of the team locker rooms) he has purchased a small plot of land in the canadian mountains with an excess of maple trees and a small garden gnome nicknamed "auntie" who has a knack for creating the perfect canadian maple syrup recipe. Zoltans plan is to tweak aunties formula to make it as similar to an energy pack that the bikers drink. The goal is to contract with the International Simulation Football League in order to get our special energy syrup into every offensive lineman in the league. Once we do that, we can expand to all other football leagues around world and will become wildly profitable. The more money that Zoltan can generate the more money that we can send home to lord zoltan. It would be nice for them to eat a steak once in a while. How else are we going to produce more football players.