(S31) PT 3 - Investments

[Void_DCXI]

I feel like Brandon Prince would try all sorts of things after retirement to keep his money. He is notoriously frugal with his money, and losing any puts him into a blind rage. He’s definitely gonna be selling some as seen on TV product that promises to cure your knee pain or something. Sure, he would probably deliver his lines in a monotone voice and fake sniper the whole way through, but money is money. Brandon Prince would also invest in the stock market without doing any research beforehand. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he sometimes makes money. The one thing Brandon prince hates is murderers, so he would start a hit man service, but instead of killing people, he’d give them unrequested hugs. If the person is uncomfortable with receiving huge, he will instead firmly shake their hand while maintaining eye contact. And last but not least, what I believe to be the most likely of these options, embezzlement. Brandon is a notorious fraudster, and would definitely be the type to commit crimes in order for him to keep afloat. So all in all, life after football will be very interesting for Brandon Prince. In fact, he might get a head start and start that embezzling thing now.