Redbeard McFredbeard, like many other players, has launched a business to try and keep himself financially afloat once the ISFL salaries dry up. This is especially necessary since he is only being paid 3m while having over 1,000 TPE, which should entitle the great Redbeard McFredbeard to a paycheck of 5m per season, not a measly three. But that is another issue for another time. Redbeard is launching a brand of beard care products that are similar to Dollar Shave Club. But instead of being designed to cut your glorious facial hair, Redbeard’s product is designed to help you style your beard into something glorious. You subscribe to the service online, give your payment info and address, and within a few days a box will be delivered right to your door with some trimmers and all the gels, shampoos, moisturizers, and anything else you could possibly need to make your beard look wonderful. But, more importantly, each box will come with a step-by-step guide that is written by Redbeard himself on how to create something special with your facial hair, such as the squirrel that Redbeard crafted to wow the crowds during his beard-styling professional career. While he gave that up for football, he figured he could at least use his talents to help grow the beard-styling sport so that children one day in the future can make a viable career out of it instead of having to play football and give themselves CTE to earn a living.
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