(S31) PT 3 - Investments

[Menace0528]

Marlon Brando, in order to ensure he doesn’t go broke after retiring from his illustrious acting job, has to hop on all the new trends. Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, NFT’s, all that fun and new stuff. Does he know what any of those are? Absolutely not, but that’s just part of the fun! He will create his own coin, Blorglcoin, and it will be amazing. I expect every single person in the league to invest in Blorglcoin, and spread it to their friends. Actually, Marlon Brando will be making a pyramid scheme out this. He will sell Blorglcoin to every person in the league, and they will sell it to their friends, and so on. Soon enough, Marlon Brando won’t just be in the clear, he’ll be completely rich. Sure, at some point people will catch on and be like “hey wait a second, isn’t this a pyramid scheme?”, but the Brando will run away, and his blazing 85 speed will be too fast to catch. While all his friends and family that he took advantage of to make a quick buck weep in despair at falling for a pyramid scheme, Brando will be on one of his many private yachts drinking a martini and enjoying his newfound wealth.