Crunk was just surprised it took this long for it to get out.
After the Ultimus loss to Sarasota last season, he, L'Gazzy Burfict, Glenn Smart and Deadly Memes had decided to let out their frustrations as only football players can. Conscious of their public image, they rented a boat and set sail onto Lake Pleasant alone with the crew. Sadly, on this day, fishing was not part of their plans. Soon after, a second boat turned up with 50 of the finest... female entertainers... flown in from Miami and Las Vegas. Glenn Smart is a man with connections.
About an hour and a half later, the... party... was brought to a halt as the horn of the boat sounded. Everyone turned round. "More hookers!" roared L'Gazzy. Glenn Smart made another call and within an hour, fifty more ladies (more locally sourced this time) were boarding the boat, ignoring the protests of the ship's crew, who were mainly shielding their eyes at this point.
Nobody noticed the boat sinking deeper into the water, and when Burfict thought he saw a whale (it was the reflection of a cloud) and everyone ran to one side, disaster struck as the boat capsized.
Fortunately, there was a small ferry nearby that was giving a cruise as a local church group fundraiser, and they diverted to pick up all the participants. But even as the Outlaws handed cash out everywhere, they knew they didn't have enough to keep this one coming out for long.
After the Ultimus loss to Sarasota last season, he, L'Gazzy Burfict, Glenn Smart and Deadly Memes had decided to let out their frustrations as only football players can. Conscious of their public image, they rented a boat and set sail onto Lake Pleasant alone with the crew. Sadly, on this day, fishing was not part of their plans. Soon after, a second boat turned up with 50 of the finest... female entertainers... flown in from Miami and Las Vegas. Glenn Smart is a man with connections.
About an hour and a half later, the... party... was brought to a halt as the horn of the boat sounded. Everyone turned round. "More hookers!" roared L'Gazzy. Glenn Smart made another call and within an hour, fifty more ladies (more locally sourced this time) were boarding the boat, ignoring the protests of the ship's crew, who were mainly shielding their eyes at this point.
Nobody noticed the boat sinking deeper into the water, and when Burfict thought he saw a whale (it was the reflection of a cloud) and everyone ran to one side, disaster struck as the boat capsized.
Fortunately, there was a small ferry nearby that was giving a cruise as a local church group fundraiser, and they diverted to pick up all the participants. But even as the Outlaws handed cash out everywhere, they knew they didn't have enough to keep this one coming out for long.
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