(S31) PT 4 - Dirt

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Vincent Jones Jr will always say yes to any interview request. He feels that he should be accessible as possible to the fans and is always is open and honest in each and everyone he talks with. He does however lead a pretty quiet life, football is his one and only passion and spends all of his time on that passion. So finding any kind of dirt that isn’t already known about Jones Jr is just about impossible. However, one tenacious reporter wouldn’t stop until they found something the public didn’t already know about. He found what he was looking for when he stumbled upon the fact that Vincent Jones Jr isn’t able to drive in the United States. The reporter found out that when Vincent first made his permanent residence in New Orleans, he attempted to get his drivers license set up in the US. That did not go well. His first time driving on a American road, Vincent got in 4 separate accidents, all caused by Vincent driving on the wrong side of the road. At the end of that day, Vincent vowed never to drive in the United States ever again. Since that day, Uber has been the only mode of transportation for the Second Line linebacker. Most wouldn’t consider that all that dirty, but for Vincent, it is the dirtiest it’s going to get.