08-22-2017, 01:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-22-2017, 01:55 AM by BoltyMcSpeedy.)
To whom it may concern,
When you think of 'Most Improved Player' most people generally tend to think of players who actually PLAYED a game. I'm not most people. We like to think outside the box here at Buster Mimes' Agents and Grocery
In the course of just weeks, Erlich Burnsman went from a complete unknown entity with a gecko scandal to a legitimate number 2 FB on arguably the most complete team, on a roster (quite a ways) behind the leagues reigning MVP. He went from ramen to Rolls Royce.
What Burnsman lacks in snaps, stats, experience, and even passion, he makes up for with bat-s!*$ craziness. And that is the attribute most needed in the NSFL. We haven't seen a player like Erlich since the birth of the NSFL and we may never see one again... maybe for the best, because the league cant contain more than one of these men.
Already since becoming a free Agent Burnsman has become 14% faster, increased his catching ability by 20%, and even scored some dope new cleats that bring out the best in his footwork.. What else is there to say?
-Buster Mimes, Agent
Buster Mimes' Agents and Grocery
P.S. If anyone sees Erlich, remind him he owes me 20k for writing this letter. That kid should never see the field.
When you think of 'Most Improved Player' most people generally tend to think of players who actually PLAYED a game. I'm not most people. We like to think outside the box here at Buster Mimes' Agents and Grocery
In the course of just weeks, Erlich Burnsman went from a complete unknown entity with a gecko scandal to a legitimate number 2 FB on arguably the most complete team, on a roster (quite a ways) behind the leagues reigning MVP. He went from ramen to Rolls Royce.
What Burnsman lacks in snaps, stats, experience, and even passion, he makes up for with bat-s!*$ craziness. And that is the attribute most needed in the NSFL. We haven't seen a player like Erlich since the birth of the NSFL and we may never see one again... maybe for the best, because the league cant contain more than one of these men.
Already since becoming a free Agent Burnsman has become 14% faster, increased his catching ability by 20%, and even scored some dope new cleats that bring out the best in his footwork.. What else is there to say?
-Buster Mimes, Agent
Buster Mimes' Agents and Grocery
P.S. If anyone sees Erlich, remind him he owes me 20k for writing this letter. That kid should never see the field.
