(S32) PT 4 - Retirement

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Damian Blackfyre Retired in S31 after 6 great seasons with Chicago. During his tenure he bagged a major sponsorship with head and shoulders, even as a player the amount of money they payed him to make commercials of his lucious locks on and off the field made him one of the richest players in the league. After retirement, he continued that sponsorship, but over time they grew to love him so much as the face of the company, they gave him the job as the new CEO. As the CEO of head of shoulders, Damian Blackfyre makes it a point to make sure all players and people have the opportunity to have beautiful flowing hair just like he does. One of his first acts was a bold move, as a joke to generate some buzz for the company he petitioned congress to outlaw haircuts and force everyone to grow flowing manes. The plan obviously failed as that would never happen, but as a publicity stunt it was 1500% effective. Sales went through the roof and he has been a major advocate for healthy hair across the world and funding a campaign through the company to supply wigs and hair to cancer patients.

The Bus is currently in his rookie DSFL season, so retirement is quite a ways away however after a long lucrative career of running over defenders and pancaking linebackers, and only stopping for gas, I would imagine that he would pursue a career in the transportation industry, giving people rides on his back and pancaking pedestrians in his way.