(S32) PT 4 - Retirement

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Big Slammu has had a whale of a career so far. He's won three championships while driving a bunch of QBs lovingly into the dirt as hard as he can. This season he is leading the league in sacks with 17, with a cool 106 tackles. Big Slammu won't always be around and he's nearing regression and eventually retirement. Big Slammu intends to continue his hit reality TV show Street Sharks that involves fighting crime and making a lot of money along the way. When it comes to football, he truly hopes he becomes a Hall of Famer. To do that, he'll need a special season where he wins DPOY or LBOTY. This might be the season. He has 71 career sacks right now, and is aiming for 100+. We'll see where he gets, but he has a long way to go over the next few seasons. He hopes to end his career on a high note.

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