(S32) PT 4 - Retirement

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Football has always been a means to an end for Squidward Tentacles, and that end is a life of luxury.  He's been able to afford a fairly lavish lifestyle while still putting money away for his eventual retirement, which for him is the ultimate goal.  He'll use that money to buy the nicest, furthest-away-from-Bikini-Bottomest house he can find, and whatever's left will go toward his various hobbies.  He'll finally be able to pursue painting full-time, while also honing his already incredible talent on the clarinet.  He's also considered getting back into breeding racing snails, a pursuit he very briefly entertained while he was still living in Bikini Bottom.  The most important thing to Squidward, when it comes to his life after football, is putting as much distance between himself and his hometown as possible.  Bikini Bottom was (mostly) good to him, but his talent was never truly appreciated there, and he was always dealing with problems caused by his minimum-wage job and his childish neighbors.  With the money he'll have earned from a long football career, he won't have to worry about any of those problems (or the people who caused them) ever again.