The scene opens with a collection of gifs, all featuring the Baltimore Hawks. “Everybody Hurts” by REM plays in the background as Kevin Cushing walks onto the foreground. “In the NSFL, every team is responsible for ensuring a competitive team, one that can be part of an exciting game of football, but sometimes the ball gets dropped.”
The gifs change to Jesse Sanderson dropping passes.
“The Baltimore Hawks will be making their first ever playoff appearance, and doing it with home field advantage. Unfortunately, despite appearing to be in great shape, this team may be running into a wall.”
A gif of Darlane Farlane being leveled by Jonathan Saint appears.
“Playoffs are supposed to be the most exciting games of the season, but with the way the Hawks have been trending, I fear that we are setting ourselves up for disappointment. Since losing Carmel Gibson for illegal substances, the Hawks have been outscored 87 to 47 in just three weeks.”
Gifs of various failed plays against the Yeti and the Otters flash on the screen.
“Fans, the Baltimore Hawks need your help. Without banned substances, the Hawks just aren’t going to be able to compete against a winning team. Please, send whatever you can. Even expired prescriptions may be the difference between success and the complete incompetence you’ve seen lately.”
The gifs change to Jesse Sanderson dropping passes.
“The Baltimore Hawks will be making their first ever playoff appearance, and doing it with home field advantage. Unfortunately, despite appearing to be in great shape, this team may be running into a wall.”
A gif of Darlane Farlane being leveled by Jonathan Saint appears.
“Playoffs are supposed to be the most exciting games of the season, but with the way the Hawks have been trending, I fear that we are setting ourselves up for disappointment. Since losing Carmel Gibson for illegal substances, the Hawks have been outscored 87 to 47 in just three weeks.”
Gifs of various failed plays against the Yeti and the Otters flash on the screen.
“Fans, the Baltimore Hawks need your help. Without banned substances, the Hawks just aren’t going to be able to compete against a winning team. Please, send whatever you can. Even expired prescriptions may be the difference between success and the complete incompetence you’ve seen lately.”
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