*Camera pans in on a man sitting in a chair. The music starts to play it's Sarah Mclachlan "Angel".
"Hello, I'm defensive tackle for the San Jose Sabercats, Calkewlated Chambers the third. Do you know how many Magic the Gathering cards get bent every year because new players are unaware of card sleeves. My friend Tod says 'literally, hundreds, possible thousands, how the f_ck would I know that Cal?'"
*Stands up and pulls out a deck of Magic cards from his back pocket.
"I found these in some nerds binder the other day, look at this!"
*Points to the edges of a worn card.
"This is a travesty, That's why I invite you to my event this Saturday night, while the rest of the world is watching some fight, we will be having a charity auction to raise money for my foundation : 'Sleeves for Dweebs.' Together we can raise awareness and funds to stop the card bending. All proceeds will help buy deck protectors for those in need.
*Opens a binder full of cards
"You can't play from a binder, so let's end this destructive habit once and for all. Join me Saturday at 8pm, at the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too."
*Unzips zipper and pulls a beautiful "Magic the Gathering" Card from the front of his pants.
"I know I'll be protecting my deck, will you?"
Fin.
:tophat:
"Hello, I'm defensive tackle for the San Jose Sabercats, Calkewlated Chambers the third. Do you know how many Magic the Gathering cards get bent every year because new players are unaware of card sleeves. My friend Tod says 'literally, hundreds, possible thousands, how the f_ck would I know that Cal?'"
*Stands up and pulls out a deck of Magic cards from his back pocket.
"I found these in some nerds binder the other day, look at this!"
*Points to the edges of a worn card.
"This is a travesty, That's why I invite you to my event this Saturday night, while the rest of the world is watching some fight, we will be having a charity auction to raise money for my foundation : 'Sleeves for Dweebs.' Together we can raise awareness and funds to stop the card bending. All proceeds will help buy deck protectors for those in need.
*Opens a binder full of cards
"You can't play from a binder, so let's end this destructive habit once and for all. Join me Saturday at 8pm, at the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too."
*Unzips zipper and pulls a beautiful "Magic the Gathering" Card from the front of his pants.
"I know I'll be protecting my deck, will you?"
Fin.
:tophat:
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