To whom it may concern,
My client requested I send out this memo to the league as he is currently busy preparing for S3 alongside his new Otter teammates. After S2 ended and Burnsmans championship dreams were dashed, he began is usually offseason routine of Gecko chasing. He has been able to improve his catch time from 28 seconds down to an astounding 26 seconds. I have NEVER seen something so impressive in all my years acting as an agent.
When Burnsman is not gecko chasing he can be found pantless at the swamps. Running sans pants helps to reduce wind friction to allow my client the smoothest release and the smoothest glide. He likes to sing with the frogs and race turtles.
My client, number 31, Erlich Burnsman is a delicate man of privacy. I know to keep his mind sharp he will challenge himself to speak in what he refers to as "only one sound words". When he is feeling bold he will attempt to speak in only "four sound words" though he is easily frustrated attempting such a feat.
We understand our client, number 31, Erlich Burnsman may stray a bit from the path but nobody can deny the talent of the S3 2nd round draft pick. He is prepared and ready to take the league by storm.
-Buster Mimes rep. Erlich Burnsman
-Owner, Buster Mimes' Agents and grocery
(232 words)
My client requested I send out this memo to the league as he is currently busy preparing for S3 alongside his new Otter teammates. After S2 ended and Burnsmans championship dreams were dashed, he began is usually offseason routine of Gecko chasing. He has been able to improve his catch time from 28 seconds down to an astounding 26 seconds. I have NEVER seen something so impressive in all my years acting as an agent.
When Burnsman is not gecko chasing he can be found pantless at the swamps. Running sans pants helps to reduce wind friction to allow my client the smoothest release and the smoothest glide. He likes to sing with the frogs and race turtles.
My client, number 31, Erlich Burnsman is a delicate man of privacy. I know to keep his mind sharp he will challenge himself to speak in what he refers to as "only one sound words". When he is feeling bold he will attempt to speak in only "four sound words" though he is easily frustrated attempting such a feat.
We understand our client, number 31, Erlich Burnsman may stray a bit from the path but nobody can deny the talent of the S3 2nd round draft pick. He is prepared and ready to take the league by storm.
-Buster Mimes rep. Erlich Burnsman
-Owner, Buster Mimes' Agents and grocery
(232 words)
