09-16-2017, 07:11 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-16-2017, 07:13 AM by RedCydranth.)
There's several names over the course of the last season that have stuck in my head. Obviously Calkewlated Chambers III was one of them, but since there was a whole thing about the origin on his name I'll choose another. I could go with Scrub Kyubee because it wasn't until last week I realized the pun in that, because I pronounced it Ky-oo-Bee and not Q-B. I'm special.
No, I'm going to go after another name. Former Otter Offensive Lineman, Shjom Finkelarkin. I don't even know if I spelled that right. Like what nationality is that supposed to be? How do you say that crap? Shjom. Those letters in that order do not register in my brain as a word. I've tried. Shajom? Shejom? Shhhh-jom? I don't know. And then you got that last name. Finkenlarkin. What is that? How does someone settle upon that name for their player? It sounds like an 80s buddy cop duo. The adventures of Fink n' Larkin! Tune in as wise crackin' Fink makes his partner and straight laced cop Larkin's job a living misery. That actually sounds a lot better than this last name monstrosity.
A few other names have made me say "Hmmm" too. Torque Lewith, since it's from a great comedy sketch from Key and Peele. Mat Akselsen is humorous. Not because there's anything wrong with the name, but it's fun to watch people butcher it and how frustrated Bzerkap gets at it.
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No, I'm going to go after another name. Former Otter Offensive Lineman, Shjom Finkelarkin. I don't even know if I spelled that right. Like what nationality is that supposed to be? How do you say that crap? Shjom. Those letters in that order do not register in my brain as a word. I've tried. Shajom? Shejom? Shhhh-jom? I don't know. And then you got that last name. Finkenlarkin. What is that? How does someone settle upon that name for their player? It sounds like an 80s buddy cop duo. The adventures of Fink n' Larkin! Tune in as wise crackin' Fink makes his partner and straight laced cop Larkin's job a living misery. That actually sounds a lot better than this last name monstrosity.
A few other names have made me say "Hmmm" too. Torque Lewith, since it's from a great comedy sketch from Key and Peele. Mat Akselsen is humorous. Not because there's anything wrong with the name, but it's fun to watch people butcher it and how frustrated Bzerkap gets at it.
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