I thought about this PT in the context of which teams have the best concentration of awesome names. And, like usual, the top spot belongs to my Arizona Outlaws. One thing that is KEY when picking a name is it's gotta fit the position, and we do a lot of that. Jayce Tuck is the perfect name for an Edge Rusher and MVP, and then his brother picks the perfect fullback name of Jaxon Tuck. Our quarterback's first name is King which is fucking dope, and our running back is named Reg Mackworthy. At the receivers Dustin Evans and CA Chess have names that fit their workman style, and now the addition of Charlie Law at TE will undoubtedly strike fear into the hearts of weaker teams. Speaking of additions how about Phillipe Carter? Perfect name for a shutdown corner who lets their play do the talking. And then the BIG FELLA Tim Pest is more than a best on game day, he's an absolute animal. It's perfect. Kinda like when you nickname your fat friend Tiny. Finally, Arbin Asipi is a great name that rolls off the tongue easily... it's probably some anime shit I don't understand but I think it sounds good and he's gonna be Arbin ASLIPPY through the offensive lines across the league this season. To recap, Outlaws have so many good names it makes the rest of the league look dumb.
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