(S3) - Weekend PT #2 - What's in a name?

[Blaster]

Blaster Blade... Are you kidding me? How can this name not ring? The 6'5, 310 pound defensive end, recently traded to the Las Vegas Legion, is coming off a disappointing rookie season BUT, has shown signs of destroying before. The Yeti decided to trade him after using the #2 overall pick on him in the season 2 draft. You cannot blame them, they expected more, and he gave them less. But, His name is Blaster. He will literally blast the entire offensive line and I think he will make a come back in the next season. Someone recently asked him does he know why his parents named him Blaster Blade? He just told us it's because they knew how crazy he was going to be in the game of football. Just pronouncing his name is exhilarating! Imagine an announcer announcing his name to introduce him to the crowd "And your defensive end, Number 92, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLADEEEEEE!" and the crowd goes crazy. He will slice offensive lines up (obviously referring to the last name Blade) and again he will be blasting away the offensive line and getting to that quarter back and / or running back. Let's just say whoever is in this man's way with the ball, is going to have it coming.