Iyah Blewitt. Pat Pancake. Big Bot. Archibald Booter. Dental Dam. These are the names of players who have joined the NSFL since its inception. Their names will ring loudly and surely over the seasons as they end their journey in the NSFL. Although each man has their merits on and off the field, there is only one man that dares to defy expectations. He will stand the test of time and his name will be etched into the NSFL history books. His name doesn’t begin to describe the disdain he has for convention. The mere utterance of his name implies he gives no ifs, ands, or buts about what you think of him. He is the man, the myth, the legend…the Archetype Schmarchetype. No that’s not a typo. His father (last name Johnson) knew what he was doing in naming his son.
His name challenges you upon speaking it. He is a player who knows no bounds and anchors the Outlaws defense the only way he knows how…like an anchor! He provides pancakes for all those who request it and even more pancakes with a side of pain for those who do not. He doesn’t fit convention, rather, he defines it. He is his own archetype. A league of his own among the elite class of himself.
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His name challenges you upon speaking it. He is a player who knows no bounds and anchors the Outlaws defense the only way he knows how…like an anchor! He provides pancakes for all those who request it and even more pancakes with a side of pain for those who do not. He doesn’t fit convention, rather, he defines it. He is his own archetype. A league of his own among the elite class of himself.
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