How can you not pick Blaster Blade when debating the best name in the NSFL? Blaster Blade sounds like an 80s movie villain and pornstar name at the same damn time. Yeah there are some others like Calkewlated Chambers III, Fox North, and others, but the sheer badassery and ridiculousness of the name "Blaster Blade" makes me laugh and look up in admiration. I always wonder how they came up with this name. Did he just legit think of it on the spot? Was he watching Star Wars while shaving? Did he try to think of the coolest name ever? Blade is an OG in this league and I think more people need to be wary of a dude named Balster Blade coming to sack your QB and wreck your RBs. So yeah Blaster Blade is the best name in the NSFL because of it's simplicity, yet ridiculousness, and sheer coolness and overall badassery. I'm seriously thinking of naming my first born Blaster Blade.

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