One nickname that stuck with me and makes me laugh every time I talk to the man, is Darren Smallwood’s nickname of Fart Face. One night, while John Canton, Vincent Sharpei, Dan Miller and Darren Smallwood were in the locker room after a practice, when he received a phone call from his Fiancé. The whole conversation was not heard, but there were parts here and there that had slipped through to the rest of the group, one of which was “When are you going to be home Fart Face?” and after that was heard the group of guys burst into laughter. Now every time Darren enters the locker room, one of the other three that are there they always address him as Fart Face. It is slowly becoming a new nickname that hopefully the rest of the team and league can take on for Mr. Smallwood. One major rule for players talking to their wives or fiancé’s around other players is you better hope they don’t leak some nickname or you will be labeled it for the rest of your career with the said team. Darren has been a great sport about it, and we can only guess that he is biding his time until he can get payback on all of us.
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