Weird names, who has a weird name? Obviously @cosbornballboy! What does that name even mean? Let's try and find out by breaking this shit down! Just like I break down Jayce Tuck's technique and will in our face-offs.
So the first word Cos, what is it? Well it's the start so it must be the root of some word. If we go to the dictionary we find that it is named after the aegean island of cos and is another term for Romaine. Romaine is a lettuce of a variety with crisp narrow leaves that form a tall head. This is actually an appropriate description of the man in question so let's stick with it.
The second word, Born. Hmmm well obviously it is simply a way to describe one existing as a result of birth. Now, @cosbornballboy is assumed to be a human, but I'm not sure if that's the whole story. Born is also derived from the old english, Beran, to bear. I believe he bears a lot of weight on those narrow leafy shoulders, and thus is appropriate.
The final word is ballboy, a conjunction. Now a ballboy is the tiny kid on the sidelines of football games who holds on to the ball for the real men playing on the field. Tiny kid, on the sidelines, where have we heard that before? Oh right the last two paragraphs.
I think we've solved it, cosbornballboy is a narrow, leafy green, bearing a lot of weight on his shoulders holding larger, superior men's balls.
That is in essence @cosbornballboy
So the first word Cos, what is it? Well it's the start so it must be the root of some word. If we go to the dictionary we find that it is named after the aegean island of cos and is another term for Romaine. Romaine is a lettuce of a variety with crisp narrow leaves that form a tall head. This is actually an appropriate description of the man in question so let's stick with it.
The second word, Born. Hmmm well obviously it is simply a way to describe one existing as a result of birth. Now, @cosbornballboy is assumed to be a human, but I'm not sure if that's the whole story. Born is also derived from the old english, Beran, to bear. I believe he bears a lot of weight on those narrow leafy shoulders, and thus is appropriate.
The final word is ballboy, a conjunction. Now a ballboy is the tiny kid on the sidelines of football games who holds on to the ball for the real men playing on the field. Tiny kid, on the sidelines, where have we heard that before? Oh right the last two paragraphs.
I think we've solved it, cosbornballboy is a narrow, leafy green, bearing a lot of weight on his shoulders holding larger, superior men's balls.
That is in essence @cosbornballboy
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