(S3) - PT #3 - Flashback

[enigmatic]

The most memorable times of Carter's career undoubtedly came when he was in college and did a bunch of dumb shit with Wyatt Fulton. Those events might seem unrelated to football but when you closely analyze them, you realize that they helped shape him into the player he is today.

Defending Wyatt from weird girls met in clubs

Wyatt Fulton and Philippe Carter liked hitting the club during their studies at Colorado State. It wasn't rare that girls would run to their table and flirt with them because they were on the football team. It was fun most of the time but sometimes, some weirdo would show up. She'd have tons of freaking pictures of Fulton taken at nighttime or from a bush and it was just creepy as hell. Carter would do what all best friends do in that situation: TACKLE THAT BITCH. That's how he got some tackling abilities early in his career.



Pretending to be Wyatt during exams

Carter always knew he was going to play football because he was just that good. So when he picked his major for university, he went with women's study. He'd just have to write about how men are pigs and get A+ everywhere. Fulton didn't plan that far ahead. He picked international studies, and having an intelligence in the 50s, had a hard time recognizing things. When the exam relied heavily on memory, Phil would wear a blonde wig and do the exam for his bud. The teacher didn't know better. He had to learn quick and for that reason, acquired some points in intelligence.



Sing like mad at the karaoke bar

One way to build up your endurance is to be the Korea Karaoke Klub (they didn't think this through)'s reigning karaoke champion. All those nights singing like madmen at the club prepared Fulton and Carter to play football in the most unforgiving conditions. They can even stay a couple of plays without drinking any water and that my friends is how you go from being a decent football player to a fucken legend.