Conspiracy theories are for crazy people who can't justify the obvious that their team sucks and they need to do something about it.
In saying that...Something doesn't feel right in San Jose. The Sabercats play calling has been atrocious in certain situations. How come Blewitt can make a 35 yard field goal in one quarter then punts it from the same location on the field two drives later? How does a 3rd and forever sound like a great play to run the ball on, especially if the Sabercats are down by 10+ points. Either their is Lead bleeding into the drinking water for the offensive play caller or there is a mole hired by one of the other teams in the league purposely sabotaging the Sabercats organization from the inside....Or...
*Puts on tin foil hat*
...maybe someone wants the team to move and can only relocate if they dumpster dive the season. Perhaps London is ready for a NSFL team and they sent their best agent, 007 to really fuck with our play calling. I can only imagine Bond slipping around the managements office, changing playbooks, all while sleeping with as many Sabercat cheerleaders as possible. Damn you Great Britain, and your awesome spies, tea time and crumpets. "The name is Bond, James Bond and he has a "license to kill" the drive.
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In saying that...Something doesn't feel right in San Jose. The Sabercats play calling has been atrocious in certain situations. How come Blewitt can make a 35 yard field goal in one quarter then punts it from the same location on the field two drives later? How does a 3rd and forever sound like a great play to run the ball on, especially if the Sabercats are down by 10+ points. Either their is Lead bleeding into the drinking water for the offensive play caller or there is a mole hired by one of the other teams in the league purposely sabotaging the Sabercats organization from the inside....Or...
*Puts on tin foil hat*
...maybe someone wants the team to move and can only relocate if they dumpster dive the season. Perhaps London is ready for a NSFL team and they sent their best agent, 007 to really fuck with our play calling. I can only imagine Bond slipping around the managements office, changing playbooks, all while sleeping with as many Sabercat cheerleaders as possible. Damn you Great Britain, and your awesome spies, tea time and crumpets. "The name is Bond, James Bond and he has a "license to kill" the drive.
Word Count:223
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