Chris' Offseason program was quite simple... get used to the cold of Yellowknife...I mean... Get used to the warmth of San Jose! Its a tough thing, acclimating your body to extremes in temperature, as you have to be willing to push it to any extreme limit, be it in a freezer, or in a very hot sauna. One has to be willing to do anything like eat ice cream or drink hot tea! Its also a bit of a change just from a population standpoint, you can walk through Yellowknife and on a busy day see everyone in town, yet in San Jose, that is not even close to possible! Another point to get used to is the trees... Palm trees and their deadly deadly cargo of coconuts! Did you know™ that nearly 500 people per day are killed by falling coconuts? Its true, I read it online! that is an astounding number, especially as only 200 people are killed by wild moose in Yellowknife (per day) and less than 100 are victims of Polar Bear Maulings! whereas after the dangerous coconuts, San Jose also has the sneaky danger of being south of Oakland and their Crazy Raiders fans, numbers aren't quite available for those deaths, but I would assume that it is up quite high as well! (218)
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