Matt James Retires

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Press Release: Jay Z, Roc Nation Sports, Representing Offensive Tackle Prospect Matt James.


Good evening. I am issuing this statement on behalf of my client, offensive tackle, Matt James. My client has suffered a devastating personal injury and will not be another down of professional football.

Thank you,

Jay Z, Roc Nation Sports

I can't remember who first pointed it out, but the thought of Jay Z always representing him personally as well as being so formal is funny as shit.