(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

[PMoney]

During the current offseason, the Yellowknife Wraiths had just been crowned Ultimus Champions after several seasons of heart-breaking playoff defeats. Spirits were high in the team locker room, with celebrations flowing in the week post win.
However, Cooter Bigsby had been declared missing by the team management and local law enforcement had stepped in to handle an investigation into the matter. The guys on the team knew that’s just how it would always end with Cooter, but the police thought the matter was suspicious and a local hero going missing meant there was big pressure on them. Mathias Hanyadi was the last person on the team to see Cooter in the minutes just after the game and was first to be interrogated. While his story all checked out and he was released. One by one they went through the team questioning people and eventually Patrik Money was called in.
While he hadn’t had the same long relationship with Cooter as some of his teammates had, Money was questioned for a long time due to his strange behaviour in the interview and lack of alibi on the night of his disappearance. What the police didn’t know was that this was because Money was still highly intoxicated from celebrations. He couldn’t provide an alibi because on that night, Money and a couple of his other teammates had many drinks and then broken into the local zoo and stolen a tiger. As this was a separate ongoing investigation by the police, Money didn’t want to get himself and his teammates in trouble for this. The tiger was being kept at the practice facility and had even helped out in some of the training drills the team put on for the rookies. Eventually Money and the rest of the team were free to go. The tiger was returned to the zoo in an anti-heist the next weekend.

[CementHands]

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[PaytonM34]

In the S6 draft the Las Vegas Legion had two first round picks and they were used on two HOF users in PoopyFace TomatoNose (@speculadora) and Brian Mills (@PaytonM34). Just after the draft the team was rebranded to the New Orleans Second Line and the team discord became legendary. I had been on the team since S2 and became very close with both of these guys.

Fast forward to S14 and spec is now the GM of the Orange County Otters, Payton has been traded to the Colorado Yeti as his player is retiring soon and New Orleans is starting a rebuild after their first two championships, and my new player is back in NOLA. I decided I wanted to try something different in the league after spending my entire time in the league at LV/NOLA but had a hard time deciding where to go, my Tijuana GMs nunc and iseedoug had just teamed up again in Baltimore, and guys like Infinite and SwagSloth made great pitches for the Yeti and Outlaws respectively. In the end I decided I wanted to play for my boy spec in OCO but I didn't want the Second Line to be left with nothing so I did a sign and trade where NOLA got a 4th and 8th round pick in the S15 draft. That 4th round pick was used by New Orleans to draft OL Brave Ulysses, Payton's new player.

Fast forward to S25 and Payton, spec, and myself are all in the same draft class and came very close to being on the same DSFL team but it was not meant to be. Maybe in the ISFL we will get the chance to finally be on the same team once again, and hopefully make memories like we did back in the NOLA locker room in the early days.

This is beautiful

Imagine trying to break up our friendship smh

[JSS]

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[Muford]

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid2888285 welfare

[JKortesi81]

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[QuirkyTurtle]

I am both sad and happy to see the disappearance of the trivia point task. On one hand it was pretty silly given that anyone could do it within mere moments by copying the answers given to them in their locker room. It took no thought at all and was easy TPE. On the other hand, it was easy TPE. But got to love them predictions. Nothing too crazy or funny has happened to me as a player, I have been very happy with my career so far. One notable thing that happened recently that I think is quite funny and is a great example for the fun we have inside the Austin locker room involves discord name colours. On the acquiring of 1st rounder Zoe Watts, she stipulated in her contract to usurp the role of TPE Czar from Kyle. It is a role with its own distinct colour. The change was made, and Kyle was obviously unhappy and immediately requested a trade. Everyone saw the change made and decided to follow suit and requested their own colour or they’d demand a trade. Of course, it was all for laughs and no one actually wanted the trade, but Kyle ended up with the last laugh when he was given a colour so awful, it actually fucks with the brain to look at. This weird ass purple shit on a grey discord background makes it practically illegible and makes your eyes go square. The frustration of the existence of this colour was heavily mentioned in the locker room and this of course only made Kyle even happier. So that was fun. And yes, the colour still remains. Kyle always wins.

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[dahayn]

This event happened during my rookie season in what started as some harmless rookie hazing but ended up as a catastrophe. It began because I have a ritual where on game day, I have the same breakfast for good luck. That breakfast is spam fried almost crispy, eggs cooked over medium, and two scoops of rice.  On this cold fateful morning before an away game in Minnesota, some unnamed teammate of mine decided it would be funny to hide my rice cooker. I literally tore apart my Holiday Inn Express room, much to the dismay of my then roommate, Garfield Despasito Jr. and could not find hide nor hair of it.  Eventually it was time to leave for the stadium and all I could find to eat for breakfast was a couple of crusty muffins left over from the continental breakfast. Well someone did something to those muffins because even though they went down just fine, they decided to come back up not even an hour later on the bus ride to the stadium. I painted the whole offense with brilliant pinks and purples and greens and I don't think anyone appreciated my artwork. I was sore from projectile puking but all I could do was shrug and announce that this is the kind of bad luck that happens when I don't get my GameDay span eggs and rice. We also lost that game in our first loss of the season. Four days later I had a dozen rice cookers piled in front of my locker courtesy of my teammates just to make sure what happened in Minnesota doesn't repeat itself.

[bigbluex02]

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[ml002]

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