Okay I've got some tough-hitting questions for you here:
1) Are you a sentient fridge that somehow grew arms and an ability to play football?
If answer to above is NO
2) What are you then? Are you a man with abnormally large arms trapped in a refrigerator?
If answer to #1 is YES
3) How do you move? Do you have wheels? Do you propel yourself forward with your arms?
4) How did your door get ab muscles?
5) Are you by chance part Thwomp?