(03-06-2018, 11:52 AM)ErMurazor Wrote:The Wraiths traded a high draft pick for me and so far I am not performing up to the standard that I expect of myself and it is having an impact on the team as a whole. The Wraiths are clearly not performing up to the play off caliber team that they should be and thus far in the season they might miss out completely.lol nice extension of my cocaine usage PT
Now you know what they say in the big leagues, if you are not cheating than you are not trying. This is the culture Jayce Tuck hopes to bring to the Yellowknife organization to help get them to the top of the mountain. The defense has not been carrying the team to wins like Jayce expects, so he has been slowly getting everyone on the team addicted to cocaine. Before every game Dermot Lavelle, Fuego Wozy, and Jayce Tuck utilize “Gatorade’s new powder power” to get into the zone.
The offense has also been struggling mightily so when Jayce is not on the field he is keeping a signal disruptor handy to screw up the communication of the opposing defense. Mat Akselsen has been struggling mightily, so his cologne bottle may be over 70% testosterone spray.
And we won’t even go into details about Jayce’s special Adderall protein Brownie recipe that is popular at the Wraith’s film sessions. Hopefully this is enough to get the team out of this slump…otherwise things might have to go even further.
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Frustrations? I've known a few over the years. From supposedly having a great roster in the DSFL last year but still stumbling into a terrible 4-10 record, to trying to convince the rest of the league that Er was actually a cheater who cooked up many, many multis when I saw it as obvious, to being on a team (the Liberty) that was overhyped each and every year, but still underperforming in a tough division as I watched the Otters cruise into the postseason. Even right as I joined, there was frustration. I was new to the whole sim league experience and very confused (this was back when the rookie guide was literally not helpful at all), so I didn't realize that I'd cleared waivers without a claim, and was a Free Agent in S1. I didn't realize that the Yeti had claimed the inactive Jesse Sanderson over me, who was about to crack 100 TPE. I was sure I'd be better. Another frustration came in the prospect games, as I watched my QBs blindly throw picks when targeting me. I got memed hard for that.
Either way, I have now overcome all of these difficulties to now become one of the greatest TEs of all time. Code: 207
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As you might imagine, there ARE some frustrations within the Colorado Yeti organization. It's not hard to see that there has been massive failure for the past few seasons for the Yeti and while they look forward to the future it's not hard to see that there would be some discontent within the players. Boss Tweed will be remembered as one of the greatest backs to ever touch the NSFL turf, but not be as fondly remembered by fans for his great ability due to being what many consider held back by the Colorado Yeti talent. It is easy to blame Logan Noble, the infamous cheating Yeti quarterback for their recent failure as the repercussions on the team was massive following the scandal but that isn't necessarily the reason for the team's failure of late. The locker room is staying positive but swaying, no one likes to lose not even the courageous Michael Tillman, but at some point you just have to start wondering, what is going wrong? There were many questions around the league following the long extension of QB Nicholas Pierno who has not been a critically acclaimed Quarterback in the league, but if you ask anyone in the Yeti locker room they are 100% behind the Big Baller Brand sponsored athlete. There must be something in the water at Colorado because despite recent failure they act like they know something the rest of the league doesn't about the future.
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Well. It sucks. Everything. Expectations were really high this season. Sitting at 2-4-1, it's an understatement to say that the Yellowknife Wraiths have under performed this season. We had just lost in the Ultimus Finals, we were getting Er (only one) back, and we had a great rookie draft. We brought in some really awesome rookies that are starting and making an impact right away. We finally have an active kicker, we brought in a dynamic tight end, Kennedy is a beast, Akselsen is a Top TPE guy. Everything was pointing to a good season. And then the season started and it all fell apart. A tie to the Second Line?! Back to back losses to San Jose? A 39-13 thumping at home from the Otters? Like, what god did we piss off where we get punished like this. No discredit to the other teams in our division and the league, but what did the other teams do during the offseason in order to turn us from a 10-4 Ultimus finalist into a 2-4-1 bottom dweller. In what world do Borkus Maximus and Akselsen have the same passing stats? That's a perfect showing of how rigged this season has been.
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Why yes, yes indeed it has most certainly been a disappointing season for us New Orleans Second Line folk yes indeed especially for me Borkus Maximus III as I had been hoping to take the league by storm and have the greatest rookie year ever in the history of rookie years among QBs and make all the complainers who kept saying "NoBoDy WiLl EvEr DrAfT a Qb AgAiN" really eat their words because that's such an illogicial and dumb hot take we could have been like "look at this rookie QB doing pretty well and his team doing pretty well so obviously it's not that big of a deal you complaining cheese sticks" but alas this is not the case BUT the good news is Borkus Maximus III isn't even the worst QB in the league and he's not even the second worst which is both somewhat surprising and pretty awesome all things considered though I do hope he can get his touchdowns to interceptions ratio under control because right now he has more interceptions than he does touchdowns and that's just not very good at all ya don't think but he is pretty close at 10 touchdowns and just 11 interceptions maybe it will start to get better.
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Frustration with winning and leading the most competitive division.
Why would this be frustrating for the San Jose Sabercats? Mainly because by the time we've finally arrived and began dominating, we've lost out on play-offs multiple times to tie breakers in previous seasons. Instead of feeling excited about our winning record, I know personally I feel like this peak in winning is entitled for the bad beats we've received in previous seasons. As far as other frustrations, lets talk about the defeated Yeti. Their offense is pretty anemic and their defense is giving up the most points on average vs every other team. Their linebacker core is great, and have one of the greatest running backs. Other than that, they might have a few other stand outs... but that's it. When a team hasn't won a single game, it can get pretty disheartening and frustrating. On the contrary, the New Orleans Second Line, have won a game and they've had really bad team issues for many seasons. To be worst than a team that had such a rough start is definitely frustrating. The good news is the league will end up balancing itself out over time, It just might take a number of seasons before players regress, remake and get redistributed with future drafts. 214 words
Every player for sure has frustrations this season and for sure myself have a frustration. Roenick is playing pretty good so far this season playing well defensively and the team is liking it. I mean people say it is a big mistake for Roenick to switch from QB to LB because he will suck well look now bitches. I am better than Asipi and already better than other LBs so you can go and suck a big one because you fell short. Our locker room is not a dumpster fire because we got a great member of players and they are legendary and not like the Yeti. But team wise? I can say 4-4 is not a good record. The baltimore hawks for sure has been struggling and it is not good to say that. The hawks were suppose to be great this season. They have a great offensive team and an improved defensive team. I do not know what is the reason to a 4-4 record because it is either our team sucks or the sim is just completely garbage. The 2nd option makes sense because losing the outlaws twice BUT beating the otters in an away game is just random.
Noah Goodson is doing well this season, and I'm very thankful for that. The frustrations from this season is that Baltimore is playing better than the record indicates. If feel a couple of these losses could have gone our way. The locker room is upbeat, we know that we're a good team. It's just the way of the road, I think. I'm not upset with the team, we've proven we can beat the best teams this season. It happens to every team. They start getting ahead of themselves and that's when they get caught. There's not room for getting lazy and comfortable with a lead towards the end of the game. That might be something the Hawks need to keep in mind, but other than that, we're having a blast and playing the game we love. The Hawks are ready for any adversity thrown our way. This really shows in how we handle being down at in the first half of games. We typically come back and respond with aggression. So yeah, there are minor frustrations, but that's typical, it's going to happen no matter what. We just have to respond to it. You'll see that in our upcoming games.
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The Colorado Yeti will have to be frustrated with the way their season has panned out so far. In the depths of a long and painful rebuild, the Yeti came off another high selection in the draft that with the hopes that their wealth of young talent that they've acquired would be able to give them a real chance of taking on the NSFL and making a good show of themselves. In particular, perhaps the best young receiving core in the league talent wise led by Carlito Crush and Dwayne Aaron should be enough to carry even the worst offense to a respectable season. The fact they possess an incredible amount of talent but still can't get things to work will be incredibly frustrating for the Yeti to try to come to terms with. Quarterback Nicholas Pierno simply hasn't shown the kind of improvement that his team needs in order to be truly successful this season, and sadly, the team around him is really suffering for it. After being in a bad position since the day the team was created, the day must surely be close where they evaluate whether the players they have in the most important positions are up to the task of leading this team to being championship calibre. If the answer is no, then changes will need to be made.
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I have been lucky thus far in that I haven't had many frustrations other than on the field. On field struggles are real as I work hard to continue to become the best that I can be. I see the others on my team doing the same, and yet we've dropped 4 in a row now. Granted some of them have been close games or against hard teams, but we're better than 2 and 7. The only consolation is that when I look at the stats, I know that I'm doing my job. Despite being a DSFL TE, I rank 4th or better in all major categories....except touchdowns. I've yet to reach the promised land and let me tell you its driving me crazy. Maybe it's not in our game plan, maybe we've faced some touch linebacker coverage, maybe I need to be more patient or maybe I just suck. Either way, it just leaves a nagging feeling....could our outcome be realistically any different if I were able to punch it in? I've got a 44 yard reception for crying out loud (best among TE's by the way). I know how to make my way down the field. Now, we just have to make it happen. :shrug:
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