(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

[EvanR123]

The tantalizing comradery within the Wraiths locker room is no secret. This is especially the case when talking about star defensive tackle, Mark Ramrio, and star middle linebacker, Lindarius Shelton. Recently Shelton had a little fun with Ramrio, playing a prank that involved a snake, which Ramrio is absolutely terrified of. This snake turned out to be a fake rubber one but that would not stop Mark from getting his revenge. Early last night, Ramrio decided to stay late in the locker room following a long and strenuous practice. He made his way towards the locker of his good friend, Shelton, and then proceeding to take each and every little thing out of his locker, and place it in the rafters above. Using his immense strength, he almost took the locker itself up into the rafters, but the trick was marvelous nonetheless. Come next morning when the team was suiting up for practice; Shelton had no idea where his gear was. His teammates soon saw what he was looking for and told him to look up. Shelton had knew immediately who had done it and turned to Ramrio. He lunged and missed. Following this, a chase ensued and a wrestling match was had. Those in the locker room jeered at the two wrestlers and both came up with a laugh and a smile on their faces.

[dave]

As the Otters begin to kick off the season, the locker room shenanigans also start to kick off. RB Omar Wright was at the receiving end of one of these pranks yesterday after practice. As Omar walked back in the locker room, he noticed that his locker appeared to be missing. As in, normally where his locker would be, there wasn't anything there at all except for a wall. Omar appeared completely confused, as would be expected after noticing that one's locker no longer seemed to exist, despite it existing at the start of practice. Omar was at a loss for words, baffled by this occult occurrence. As Omar's jaw bobbed up and down in confusion, his teammates had an entirely different reaction entirely as they laughed and laughed at Omar for a solid ten minutes straight. During the practice, some a few of Omar's teammates had a crew come in to remove any trace of Omar's locker and fill in the space the locker previously occupied with brick. "They got me really good," Omar commented, after the initial shock of not having a locker had worn off on him. Laughing, Omar said "Now I just need to find out what they did with the rest of my stuff,"

[Jepox]

As one of the most recent rookies to join the league, I really didn't know anyone yet. I heard of the league from a few friends, during my trip to Colorado, one of the cities that a team plays out of. After a day trip to downtown Denver, to watch the Colorado Avalanche play a game, (they lost, of course) I entered my hotel room, and right away things seemed off. All of the furniture in the room was rearranged, and my equipment bag was duct taped to the ceiling. Some of the gear had fallen out as well, almost breaking a vase sitting on a table underneath. Of course, when investigating the mess, I found no evidence as to who did this. It also figures, that I walked into a doorway full of saran wrap as I went into the bedroom to see what had happened there. I stumbled around, nearly blind, and stubbed my toe on the leg of the bed. Whoever did this better watch out. I'll get them back eventually. I'll be keeping a lookout for clues as to who did this over the next few weeks. I'll get a lead on this eventually, I just know I will.

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[SimmerDownBruhh]

Sometimes, it's the classics that always end up being the best in everyone's heart. The idea was pretty simple but it had to be timed perfectly. One of the best things about it is that the only items I needed are a bucket, a lighter and a hair dryer.

I waited until week 3 to pull it off. Had to wait until my team played at home. Luckily enough for me, this victim is similar to me, always one of the first on the field to work on his craft before the game.

Archibald Booter.

Game doesn't start for another 6 hours and it will be all done by the fourth quarter. I peered onto the field to see if he was there. Sure enough, he was. Got his pads and uni on and everything. Back to the locker room I go!

I pull up to the LR, and check to see if he left his locker unlocked. Niiiice. He must have forgot to close it all of the way. Time to make him pay. (Bars.)

I grabbed all of his clothing except for his shoes. I'm gonna be nice and not mess with his Jordans. I then placed all of his clothes in the bucket and filled it up with ice water from the ice bath. After that, I place the bucket in the freezer and let nature take it's course. Back in his locker, I placed the lighter and hair dryer at the bottom of his locker and a sign taped at the back of it that wrote "CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!"

Surprisingly enough, we have a powerful freezer!! It was frozen into a block of ice by halftime! After the game, I checked to see whether he got the message and sure enough, he did. He went straight into the freezer in our mini game room to get his extra frosty gear. He brought it back to the LR to see who the hell did it. I was able to keep my composure and not blow my cover. Legend has it that he could not find an ice pick so he's still trying to defrost his clothing to this day.

Who knows what Archie has in store? He may try to get revenge on the whole team if I don't fess up.

Shit. This is a confessional, isn't it?

Well bring your worst, brotha!

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[DollarAndADream]

Before the beginning of the season, not a lot of people knew about Scrub Kyubee. Sure, he's played football before, but never anything with any huge popularity. He has never really been on TV much, so people haven't exactly seen him in person often.

Well, because of all of this, Scrub found it a good idea to pull a fast one on his teammates in Baltimore after he was selected to play for the Hawks. Scrub has a brother, and he's a very slender brother at that. Scrub Kyubee has always been known to be way more fit for sports than his little brother, but Scrub found it hilarious to send him into the locker room as a prank.

So, day one of training camp for the Baltimore Hawks, this scrawny 5'6" kid walks in to practice in full football gear, ready to be introduced as the new quarterback for his teammates. The looks that little Kyubee got were hilarious, but nobody knew what to say because they thought that he was their new leader out there on the field.

A couple of quotes from that locker room were:
"Man, I saw this guy walk in, and thought, how is he going to put up with the rough, physical play on our team? We're doomed."
"THIS is the guy who is our QB? How can that man throw far enough, or even bump off a sacker? This is the Scrub Kyubee I've been told about? Damn, I need to see it up close to believe it."

Up until the real Scrub Kyubee came in, then all of the laughs were had. The whole locker room felt a sigh of relief that their quarterback looked like a real quarterback.

[Law]

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DJ Law is usually one of the more quieter people in the locker room, specially with the way his season has been going the young receiver does not have much to boast about. However, after catching the game winning TD last week, DJ Law had a little more jump in his personality. The speedster WR decided he was going to pull a prank on his team.

Before the team made it into the locker room, Law took a pair of scissors and cut holes in as many teammates pockets as he could. Why would he do this? Well hes a shit disturber, and being on of the higher paid players on the roster he had the money to buy them new pairs of pants. When the team went to celebrate later that night, every time the put something in their pocket it would fall out. No one had any idea who did this, as DJ Law sat back and acted just a surprised.

Later in the night, Law thought he would show the team a magic trick, as he pulled big bills out of his pocket, and proceeded to hand them to each teammate. Ultimately many of the teammates were able to joke it off, and not care so much. However many of the linemen were not so happy as they have to get their pants custom made!

[Jogn]

Jogn Floggity is an enigma in the Wraiths locker room - an Academic All-American who will occasionally ask, out lound and on purpose, if giraffes get married or if fires can burn at night. It's a blessing that Hawaii offers degrees is in Economics and not common sense. After being tricked into taping the newest member of the Wraiths to a wall ("Coach wants to talk to him and make sure he doesn't leave") and chugging a hot sauce bottle ("It's the new Gatorade!"), the burly Center decided to strike back.

Late one night Floggity planted a compromised USB in the locker of his greatest tormentor and current fantasy football opponent, Ricky Maddox. As soon as he plugged it into his laptop, Floggity cloned his files, including his fantasy password. Floggity started strategically trading good players for bad ones, but players who were still seeing game time, not wanting his trades to be nixed by the league.

Unfortunately, Floggity's book smarts and careful thought in the trenches don't transfer across to any other field, and his idea of good and bad fantasy players is garbage. Maddox won weeks 2, 3 and 4 by 100 points and is currently first in the league.

[Noble]

The Colorado Yeti are known league wide for their inclusive and fun loving locker room environment, and before the start of their fourth regular season game against the Baltimore Hawks (which ended in a devastating loss to lose their undefeated record), one of the team's star defenders Wyatt Fulton used his mental power in a different way to play a prank on young team mate and season two draftee, Rich Gucci. Fulton played a prank once used by the Arizona Coyotes of the NHL and filled young Gucci's gloves with purple powder. When Gucci took to the field, the purple powder spilled out onto his pants, covering him head to toe in purple.

The sports analysts watching the game got a good laugh from this interesting prank, and fans were delighted to see Gucci play only his second ever game covered in the purple substance. The youngster didn't seem too fazed by the whole event, and for the duration of the game kept his trademark smile plastered on his face. He managed to get Fulton back later on though by finding the same purple powder and filling the line backers helmet with it. This back and forth of pranks is the type of thing that really gets teams drawn closer together, and will be seen undoubtedly in the future of the league.

[RavensFanFromOntario]

Many know D'Brickashaw Ferugson and Tyler Varga are two of the only former NFLers in the NSFL league currently. The two never actually faced off but appear to have taken the rivalry to an interesting peak. It all started with Varga talking about what it's like to be an NFLer to defensive tackle, and possible league wide defensive MVP, Mark Ramrio, when Ferguson came over and joked that Varga should be asking him what it's like to be a real NFLer. Apparently Yale's all time leader in rushing yards didn't take too kindly to the jest and decided to put a rattlesnake in Ferguson's car, de-teethed of course. Ferguson came back to the dressing room after finding that with his pants wet and smelling of shit. From there it would only escalate to ridiculous proportions. Ferguson would kidnap Varga's children from school and leave them in Detroit with no supervision. Varga would have a threeway with Ferguson's wife and daughter. The worst prank of all would have to be when Varga called Ferguson into his office. He told Ferguson he was being traded to the Orange County Otters and would be stuck with a docile hamster as a team logo instead of a badass wraith. Ferguson broke down in tears and forfeited the competition and the locker room has been docile ever since.


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[CaptainCats]

The prank wars in the Wraiths locker room have begun escalating, and no one is quite sure where they will end. It began innocently enough with Mark Ramiro being scared by the snake in the shower, or Dermot Lavelle being duct taped to the wall his first day with the team. My personal favorite was when Alexandre and Josh Garden were missing from practice without notice (very out of character, both put in tons of work outside of gameday). After practice, the two were noticed by Dirk Cutter and when questioned about their absence they just said coach gave them the day off. Garden then asked if he could get a ride which Cutter happily obliged to. He noticed as they approached the parking lot that Garden wouldn't stop smirking and that's when he noticed it; his brand new Dodge Challenger wrapped in 4-5 layers of saran wrap and duct tape, before he could react Garden had jumped into the passenger side of Leclair's car and they had taken off across the lot.

Unfortunately, not all pranks have been as harmless as the team had to step in after the RCMP were involved in a prank between Leclair and Chris Orosz.