NSFL League Championship Trophy - Not Safe For Life MegaBowl (obvious play on the unfortunate abbreviation of our league)
NSFC Champion Trophy - First or Last Trophy (A reminder of what's at stake next week)
ASFC Champion Trophy - Premature Ejaculation Trophy (Let's hope you didn't prematurely ejac your pants in the conference finals...the big game is next week baby)
NSFL League Championship Trophy - The Architect's Cup (As in we're all in a simulation)
NSFC Champion Trophy - The Left Hand Trophy
ASFC Champion Trophy - The Right Hand Trophy
NSFL League Championship Trophy: The Craig Ferguson Cup
NSFC Champion Trophy: The Awkward Pause Trophy
ASFC Champion Trophy: The Mouth Organ Trophy
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