*Er Multi Power Rankings

[Jiggly_333]

So I mentioned something in a post earlier about my favorite @ErMurazor multis and have decided to rank them all. Because, why not? No one else has done it yet and I figure by doing this, I can finally get all of my Outlaw hate out of me. We'll start from the bottom and work our way up.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]9. Tyron Smith[/div]
I don't recognize this name at all, therefore I don't care.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]8. Jazzy J[/div]
The shittiest Offensive Lineman, but the best Offensive Linewoman, seeing as she was the only one ever. She was one of my favorites solely because of her being the first female character. THat's also why I hate her, because my player was supposed to be the first. Jazzy may have led to Leroy retiring so that I could finally create Tegan, but that doesn't mean I didn't screw her life over as well! I drafted her first overall in the first DSFL Draft and subsequently realized she was shit. But then I dragged her over to the Coyotes for the "Los Lobos Incident" to just further punishment. I was literally beating a dead horse. Fun, right? Anyway, her auto-retirement spurred this piece, so yay Jazzy!

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]7. Brokk Lee[/div]
This guy was a good lineman, right? I think so. I don't remember which side of the ball he was on, but he was supposed to be good, right? Eh.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]6. Jaxon Tuck[/div]
Honestly, how did people not know that this guy was a Jayce Tuck multi? I mean, it was right in front of us and it took a thorough investigation to finally prove it. I remember this name being a good player.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]5. Matt James[/div]
I kind of forgot what this guy did and what his story is. What I do vaguely remember is that he was a part of the downfall of Er when his graphics style looked almost identical to Tim Pest's. That gives him this honorable Top 5 spot.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]4. Luke Luechly[/div]
This guy was the frat boy, right? Yeah. Everyone liked him or hated him. He also apparently was very close to Defensive Rookie of the Year. Good for him. A well established character with some decent skills on the field.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]3. Pat Pancake[/div]
This guy was apparently one of TC's favorite linemen (who weren't named Angus or Clegane). He had a great build and was one of the most dominant lineman on the site. If only he used Pancake's build for Jazzy. Although, then Tegan wouldn't be the first decent woman in the NSFL. What was I saying again? Oh yeah, Pancake was good.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]2. Christiano Ronaldo[/div]
This multi holds a special place in my heart. Not only did he message me multiple times about wanting to be drafted by the Otters, he then guilt-tripped me for the rest of his career about not drafting him. But not only that, Ronaldo actually changed the game as we know it in the special teams department. One of the few high TPE earners to perform well, he was perpetual Punter of the Year. So much so, that even without him being a multi, I really think that trophy should be named after cause DAMN! Team genuinely had to gameplan against a PUNTER when he was playing.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]1. Tim Pest[/div]
The man who kickstarted the beginning of the end for the Er multi franchise. One of the active multis, Tim Pest was almost as ingrained in the league as the main man himself, taking a job as a member of the graphics grading team. But not only that, he was one of Er's best characters. He was a foreign person who allegedly couldn't speak English very well. I'm guessing that this sort of thing was accomplished with feeding lines into Google translate, translating them into other languages, and then back to English (At least, that's what I do for Anna Joosten). Overall, he was a big proponent for the league, enough that when we lost Er, we lost two key pieces to the league.

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So...on field or total? Because Matt James did basically nothing in the NSFL as a player, but the Matt James media saga was the greatest media event in league history.

[Jiggly_333]

So...on field or total?  Because Matt James did basically nothing in the NSFL as a player, but the Matt James media saga was the greatest media event in league history.

I kept off the field in mind while writing this.

[ErMurazor]

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

This kills the Adwyer