(S20) - PT3 - Celebrations

[Hydracronis]

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[lewislewes]

Well we all know that the Otters have won the last couple of Ultimus’ so I think we can safely assume that whatever the Orange County Otters do to celebrate winning is considered a tradition. My inside sources say that the Otters players love being near the beach. Everyone knows that the that Ultimus is played during the end of January every season so even Southern California is frigid, that’s what the locals call 65* weather. Well to celebrate each season the Otters want to go to the beach so the whole franchise packs into their private jet and flies down to St. Lucia in the south of the Caribbean. There the team has been mainstays for the Sandals resort since they visit every year for a week. The Otters spend their week vacation relaxing on the resorts beaches as well as hiking up the Pitons, St Lucian Mountains. They top off their trip by hosting a clinic to teach local St. Lucian kids how to play football. St. Lucia has a very low standard of living for most people so the franchise loves to give back when they can. If you want to get inside access to meeting some of your favorite Otters you should book a stay at the Sandals resort a week after the S20 Ultimus… they are bound to win again, aren’t they? (227 Words)

[BRNXB0MBERS]

Ahoy from Norfolk! Forget Disney World. Th' real party be in Tampa celebratin' Gasparilla.

Fer more than one hundred years, pirates 'n fun-lovin' folks (some years more than 100,000) from th' Tampa Bay area 'ave gathered fer a unique 'n interestin' celebration. Th' Gasparilla Pirate Fest 'n Invasion started in 1904, but th' first naval invasion o' Gasparilla didn' happen 'til 1911 (th' pirates stormed th' city by horseback afore that).

Th' invasion be led by a group call th' Ye Mystic Krewe, who sails across Tampa Bay on th' ship Jose Gasparilla. Everyone knows o' thar power, so th' city does nah even fight it anymore; th' mayor simply gives them th' key t' th' city 'n allows them t' parade through th' streets o' Tampa. Stretchin' from January t' March, th' timin' o' Gasparilla be perfect fer celebratin' aft winnin' th' big game

But, who be this scallywag? Why th' celebration? Th' festival be named fer th' infamous pirate Jose Gasparilla. Legend has it that a Spanish naval officer named Jose Gaspar handsomely rose through th' ranks, achievin' th' rank o' fleet admiral at 27. 'cause o' his status, he became romantically involved wit' numerous beauties o' high society. O' course, that didn' end well when he angered th' daughter-in-law o' th' king. He was framed fer theft o' th' crown jewels, but escaped on a ship named th' Floridablanca. Now a pirate named Gasparilla, he sailed across th' Atlantic 'n operated from a secret base in Charlotte Harbor, jus' t' th' south o' Tampa. O'erall, he plundered more than 400 vessels 'n hoarded an enormous amount o' gold, jewels, 'n other valuables.

In honor o' such a great pirate, we drink, dance, sing, 'n party every year. 'tis better when we win though.

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[mrmouseman]

If Myrtle Beach were to win the championship, the whole team would party all night, with Jeffrey LaVert and Rotticus Scott leading the way of course. For the few of us that would still be able to remember that night, we would never forget the atmosphere, with everyone up and moving all night long, even after the punishment our bodies had taken all season. Larry Longshot would get caught doing something… questionable on camera, but wouldn’t even know it. Cory and Frost would have their hands full trying to corral us for the first 5 minutes, but would quickly just decide it would be easier to join us.

The next day, we would all get on the team bus and take a road trip to Disney World. Those of us that can stay awake would make sure that those who couldn’t would arrive looking very different from when they left. I would finally be able to confront Mickey Mouse for his wrongdoings, and after getting bailed out, would be able to get my picture taken with Daffy and Goofy. We would go on every ride, being able to skip the lines of course, and the celebration might turn out to be even more fun than the victory!

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[DrunkenTeddy]

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[gucci]

I can't speak to what exactly happens behind closed doors with an NSFL Ultimus Championship team, because I haven't been there yet. Ipso facto. I still need to win one. You get me? When I was like 13 or 14, my dad's friend, Brock Landers, won an Ultimus with the Arizona Outlaws, and the next thing he did was get divorced and watch his life spiral for a few years. He managed to salvage a decent career though. I think I remember my dad telling me that they all took a tour around the state of Arizona with the trophy. They stopped at golf courses, the Grand Canyon, whatever the hell else is in Arizona. So I'm sure all the teams do this. They have parades, take the trophy around the city, kiss babies, sign autographs, you know... the usual.

I'm sure when I win it I'll bring it back and stand in the middle of the Rose Bowl and hold it up to a packed house as they worship my accomplishment. Sounds reasonable enough to me. The world will know of my greatness and I will parade it around like a golden ticket to Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I can already hear them shouting "WHITE, WHITE, WHITE!"

[Lowlycrib]

Although mant would think that the Ultimus champs would make their way to Disney World, that is not the case because it's widely over blown and overdone which makes them take the trek down to Disney Land because it is superior in every aspect. If San Jose were to win the Ultimus in the near future would be cause for a huge celebration due to both the dominance by the Otters and the hard years that the Sabercats have had over the past few seasons and missing playoffs the last 3 seasons. Much like the Canadian and hockey tradition of drinking beer out of the trophy that would be at least attempted but ultimately the wack shape of the trophy makes that difficult. The parades after the championship game also play a large role for both the players and the fans due to the sheer amount of people that come out to support their team and their success, which is hard to obtain in any capacity (Yetis lol). If Tyron Brackenridge was able to reach the pinnacle of the sport he would definitely take the trophy back to his hometown in Canada due to the amount of people that were able to shape and mold his game into what it is today, which is arguably one of the best players in the league.

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