I am here today to present a darkhorse candidate for the National Simulation Football League Hall of Fame... Delta Robotman. Who is Delta Robotman, you may ask? Well, only one of the greatest offensive linemen in Arizona Outlaws history! But why haven't you heard of him, huh? Well, perhaps it's because he is.... a robot. And the NSFL does not seem to allow robots to be equals to humans, which, frankly, is disgustingly discriminatory. Robots are well known to be the majority of the league's OL players, but Arizona is the only one to ever let them be themselves, instead of hiding under the guise of strange names that seek to make you forget their robotness. Not Arizona. Arizona had Alpha Robotman, Bravo Robotman, Charlie Robotman, Delta Robotman, and Echo Robotman. And Delta was the best of them. A fierce right guard, nothing got past him. He was a dominant force not to be reckoned with, and opposing defenses knew it too! Not only this, but he had a lengthy career with the Outlaws before new GMs took over and WIPED HIS MEMORY AND CHANGED HIS NAME LIKE MONSTERS. Offensive linemen don't rack up tons of stats, but they're important as any other position. And D. Robotman was the best one on a historic franchise for a long, long time. Put him in folks.
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