(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[Blasoon]

It would be all too easy for me to make an argument for why Suleiman Ramza should be in the Most Valuable Player conversations. Much to the chagrin of the rest of the league, quarterbacks and the league’s top award go together like peanut butter and jam. Rather, I would like to argue the case for one Garfield Despacito Junior as the league’s next most valuable player, breakout player, offensive player of the year, I do not care! But to me, it would be criminal to not see him as an awards favourite if he continues to have the season he is having. Six weeks into the regular season and Despacito Jr leads the league in receiving touchdowns with eight; the next highest is five. He has put up an incredible four hundred and fifty-one yards on nineteen receptions, and his performances have been a highlight for the Orange County Otters. In particular, I believe his highlight play of a sixty-two yard touchdown will be one that encapsulates his season perfectly. You asked for hot takes and I am more than happy to provide you with the hottest take. If Garfield Despactio Junior continues to play like this, he will become the first receiver since Ricky Adams in 2027 to win the Most Valuable Player award.

We Are Despacito. 

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[SchoolboyShue]

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[Jiggly_333]

My hot take is gonna always be that Mai Fukushuu needs more carries. Before the season, I was told that Mai would get plenty of chances to be a major player in the offense, especially in rushing. Then the team signed the other guy whose name I can’t be bothered to remember because I refuse to pay attention to anything other than my own stats, and suddenly Mai became a backup. She was thrown into the FB position and told to be a receiving back. Mai is not a receiving back. She has max hands for her archetype, to expect her to be any better is to blame a shark for not being an eel. While there can be some overlap and similarities, in the end Fukushuu is not a receiver, she’s a running back. You can make arguments about how “in the modern game you need to catch the ball” but we don’t really have control over that. I did my best to finally fix Mai up so she can break tackles and I even made it so she would be able to catch the ball when needed. But instead, she’s targeted a dumb amount of times, drops the ball more than anyone else on the team, and is barely allowed to actually be a running back.

[Mooty99]

The runningbacks are stealing my touchdowns I swear it the dastardly runny men. The most recent Bondi Beach game was a great 28 to 13 win over Dallas and as a quarterback after a rough start to the season I had a much better game, I passed for 155 yards and had no turnovers but unfortunately no touchdowns. This was a conspiracy against me by the OC calling the plays and the running backs, I swear they must have bribed him, jealous of me sweeping the awards last season. We had 4 touchdowns but all were rushing, every time I got close to the end zone running play after running play was called and like a good soldier I carried out the orders and now my stats are suffering. I swear next game I am just going to start changing the plays in the huddle, screw the play caller, screw the greedily green eyed runningbacks, this is my show and if I had been throwing we would have had 10 touchdowns I swear. It is stuff like this that makes me think this will be my last season on this team, bigger things are calling Jackie Daytona, so time to arrange for Easton Cole to have a little accident and claim my rightful place winning all the awards in the ISFL.


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[Frick_Nasty]

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[JKortesi81]

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[Jonny2x]

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[thecanadiancanuck]

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[Southie]

So far the Luchadores look slightly below average. We're two and two and at the bottom of our lovely confrence. We lost our first game against the Buccaneers Thirty-One To Thirteen which hurts and definitely wasn't the way we wanted to start out our season. The game wasn't anything to write home about defensively for me, I had three tackles and one tackle for loss. Nothing particuarly special there. We won our second game against the London Royals Seveteen To Seven which was a good bounce back for the te, my only contribution was a single tackle which I have to admit is rather unimpressive.  Definitely not happy with my performance in that game but even great players have a bad game from time to time.

We lost our third game to the Grey Ducks, Six Nothing which is a pretty sad score when you look at it. I did have five tackles that game including  a tackle for loss so I bounced back from my dissapointing performance in the last game with a solid game against Minnesota. Then we beat the Coyotes Twenty-Four To Ten and I racked my first sack ever in the game so that's something for me to be proud of. I obviously wish I had more sacks at this point in the season but I'm a rookie and I need time to develop.

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[Kyamprac]

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