(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[LimJahey]

Waking up early in the morning on the 25th of December, Von Hayes started his day with a hot cup of coffee and a cold flask of whiskey. As he relaxed in his living room, reading up on some playbooks there was a knocking on his front door. With it being so early in the morning, Hayes was skeptical as to why there was someone at his front door. After a quick moment of thought, he put on his sweater and headed to the door, still curious as to who would be outside. Opening the door, nobody was there. Just two wooden crates and a piece of paper with two words written on it. "Merry Chrimmuh". As he picked up the first box, he heard a familiar jingle that brought a smile to his confused face. That was the unmistakable sound of liquor bottles clinging and clanging inside of the mysterious box. As he brought it over to his kitchen island, he wondered how much more liquor the other package would have. Humming irish bar hymns as he walked over, the second box was lifted, but without any additional sounds. The cheery Hayes became curious as to what would be in this second box. As he brought it over to the kitchen island, he still thought to himself "Who would have brought all this for me?". As he started to open the soundless box, his Christmas jubilation turned into horror, rage, and eventually, laughter. Inside of the box was an uncountable amount of hot dogs, stacked all the way to the top. He knew immediately that his good friend and teammates Osiris Firestorm-Fjord and Tyler Oles Jr. Opening the first box he brought in, he was back to his cheery self gazing upon the dozens of bottles of Toleso Tequila, the two teammates liquor brand.

[speculadora]

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[Jonny2x]

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[Kyle]

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[Legally_Blind_Gamer]

Well what is this?  A delivered package for me?  I wonder who could have sent this?  Oh hey look, it'd from fellow Berlin Fire Salamander player KarmichaeI Hunt!  Let me open this right away and find out what is inside!  Could it be something awesome?  Karmichael would only send me awesome stuff, because he is awesome as well.

Okay, I was right.  This IS awesome!  A brand new high-end drone!  And look at this, it has a tracking bracelet as well!

What does this note say?  Let me read it.

'Dear Derek, I got you this drone so you can use it to watch yourself after doing practices.  Just wear the included tracker wrist bracelet, and the drone will follow you in mid-air so it can record your every movement, and then you can review it later to see how you are doing in defensive formations, any strengths or weaknesses you might have in your form, and allow you to figure out ways you can improve your game!  Enjoy!'

This is so cool!  I can use this in so many ways.  Not only can I look at where I am at on the field, but I can also figure out where I should or would have gone to ensure max coverage in the backfield.  There are endless possibilities on how this can make me a better player!  I am going to use this tomorrow's practice and see how it goes!  Thanks Karmichael!

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[Rusfan]

Just a few weeks ago, former Philly player at WR and GM Randy "Soup" Vuxta left in free agency to join his long-ish time friend and colleague Joel "Rusfan" Drake in Colorado, and swapped to CB in the process as to join Drake in the secondary. Ever since he joined Colorado Drake and Vuxta have been planning to get together every year on Christmas with their families. This being the first year and Vuxta being the "new guy", Drake was to play host. Just one week before Christmas he and Vuxta had a secret gift exchange as to commemorate the occasion. Drake sent Vuxta a "How to cover for dummies" as a gag gift and in return Vuxta mailed Drake a stolen baby and called in a tip to the local police force. Drake was sent to prison for a few weeks as the courts decided his case and after a long deliberation Drake was declared innocent on all charges of kidnapping, torture, and cannabalism. A statement released by the Colorado Yeti PR team, which Drake heads, reads "We stand by Drake in this difficult time and though he appears to have committed some wrongdoing, we think he is far too handsome to spend any time in jail or to be released."

[pauadrian]

Tom Teboat opened his door today to find a surprise package at his doorstep. It is apparently a delayed package for christmas. So Tom Teboat got the package inside and happily opened it. Turns out that this package is some sort of poster. Teboat gets the poster and unrolls it or however you say it. Anyways what does this poster contain or say? Well it is a very unflattering poster. This poster is merely a graphic and it says Tom Teboat has 0 touchdowns in his career. Who was this package from? It is from he who shall not be named, the OTHER tight end for the Norfolk Seawolves. You see Tom Teboat and Iceland Man have some sort of rivalry and this was just a sick twisted joke that the man from Iceland pulled on him. As a christmas present to further stab the wound. Tom Teboat's favorite holiday! How dare he! For the first time ever Tom Teboat had rage built inside him at the fact that somebody would do this to him. It is obviously a prank gift from the competition but Tom Teboat thinks baseball is very serious business and he will vow for revenge...someday this man will pay

[thecanadiancanuck]

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[GlimsTC]

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[Beebob]

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