(These interviews were conducted on Discord so I'll be using their discord names)
Dolphins:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Dolphins: Fire away
S: My guy! First of all, what gets you excited about the London Royals?
D: The locker room and excitement everyone has for eachother. I know I didn’t have many good things to say about this team before, but now I got to say they are great. They are like a big family to everyone on the team.
S: That's great to hear man! This locker room is special and I felt the same way when I was drafted. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
D: As a player I’m bringing the heat, I got that speed and hands to get those deep desperation throws. And as a locker room player I’ll bring the fun and heat in different ways, I’m planning on always being active and getting to know everyone and being the best teammate I can be
S: Haha that’s awesome, it’s good to hear you plan on being active in the locker room. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
D: How many games are there? 14?
S: Yeah
D: Well then how does 14-0 sound. We are not letting off the gas pedal.
S: I love the way you think! What do you personally hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
D: Break records, have fun.
S: Great mindset, couple more questions here. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
D: Tearing up the ISFL, possibly with Mathew Holford as my QB.
S: Awesome! I love that you already have that planned out. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
D: He played baseball from age 4 up until college
S: A multi sport athlete! Nice! last question, but probably the most important, does pineapple belong on pizza?
D: NO!!!! NEVER!
S: This guy gets it!! Well anyway, that's all I had for you, welcome to the royals!!!!
D: Thank you. It shall be royally fun.
Savior:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Savior: Oh yea sure go ahead and also may I ask if I could use this interview for a netflix series of mine that I am making for the league.
Se: For sure my guy! First of all, what's got you excited about the London Royals?
Sa: When I go into the teams, I just look around and I see a locker room full of passion, funny, and amazing people and when I see things like that, that is what gets me excited as this chemistry will go up and allow us to wins games and ultiminis.
Se: That’s awesome to hear! I felt the same way when the Royals drafted me. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
Sa: Me as a player is the same as me as a locker room member as I am guy who is going to bring wisdom and observation skills to the team and allow my opinions to follow through the team as my expertise should allow the team benefit from as I tend to go up and beyond by scouting the other team, possibly talking to other players from different teams, I do what I have to do to win games. Overall, I just want DSFL and ISFL to know my name and they will know it when I bring my homies from London Royals with me.
Se: I'm sure they'll know your name in time, you should be a force out on the field. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
Sa: I do not predictions because as to me, predictions are useless in my eyes as there is no way for me to foresee the future of my team so I never bother with predictions as I just focus on the now and right now, I am focusing on getting London ready for a chance to do well in the regular season, get into the playoffs, get into the championship, and hold the gold.
Se: That's a great way to put it, only control what you can control. speaking of what you can control, what do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
Sa: What I hope to accomplish is a couple of awards like defensive rookie of the year, defensive player of the year, winning ultimini, get a couple of awards, and make friends on the field from my team and from other people as well.
Se: Always looking to build up the hardware I think the way you think! Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
Sa: I see myself in gold and being a savior for teams that need me. That is plain and simple.
Se: Just like the name, a savior on the field. Great to hear. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
Sa: Well I am about to be multilingual as I speak English, Spanish and currently learning French.
Se: Trash talking in 3 languages in the future! Dawg mentality! Last question, but probably the most important, does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sa: Also another fun fact, I used to work at a Domino's pizza. I have seen pineapple pizza many times as the answer to that question is simply yes. The reason that is the case because the way I look at it, if it can fit on a pizza without burning itself and you love it, the topping belongs on a pizza and pineapple has proven itself many times that it belongs so while I may not like on my pizza, it has earned my respect to say that it does belong there.
Se: I love it! thats a positive outlook on pizza that I was not expecting haha. Well anyway, that's all I had for you. Welcome to the royals!!
Beastmode:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Beastmode: Okay man hit me.
S: My guy! Thanks a ton. What's got you excited about the London Royals?
B: Y'all were the first team that really were like hey you know reached out gave me your chat and honestly excited to play anywhere and london was the obvious choice for me
S: That's great to hear man, we're pretty pumped to have you on the field for us! What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
B: I like to be a leader like I am in my shl locker room
S: Awesome! We'll never turn down a natural born leader here in London. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
B: Oh um we were champs so I would say about 10 wins is achievable.
S: Great attitude my man! I love it. What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
B: I'm here to help win a championship. I'm dedicated and ready to see what happens on my journey to be a pro.
S: That's all we can ask for, that's a great outlook. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
B: Hopefully a really good wide receiver kicking some defensive butt and earning as much tpe to do so.
S: Yes sir! Great attitude to have! Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
B: Yes sir.
S: Nice! What would that fun fact happen to be?
B: I don’t know really I mean I started doing content for YouTube hockey content.
S: No worries! We can just move on to the next question then. I actually only have one more question, but it is the most important one. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
B: I don't prefer it but it depends what you like.
S: Hell yeah man open minded. Well that's all I got for ya, thanks for taking the time to talk to me and welcome to London!
Parm:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Parm: Absolutely. Go ahead.
S: My dude! Thanks! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
P: The draft. Hands down. I'm an offensive player who loves to score. They drafted some really impressive guys that's going to make playing here so much fun. I expect a lot of scoring. That's exciting. They even brought in a 2nd QB for competition. To keep me pushing. This is the exact situation I envisioned when I really started to think about where I wanted to play. They just won the Ultamini, which is my 2nd priority. I want to win. What is there not to be excited about? The whole London situation is exciting.
S: That's a phenomenal answer, I love to hear it! What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
P: I think I can bring elite quarterback play and leadership to the table. I’m not going to throw picks. I’m not gonna turn the ball over. I know how to push teammates when they need pushing and when to lay off when I need to lay off. I'm not going to create controversy, I'm not gonna be a distraction. London took a chance on me in the first round, they deserve the best me I can provide. Off the record I’m [redacted].
S: That's awesome to hear! You sound like a great team player. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
P: Ooohhh. That's a good question. I think we can go 10-4...9-5. Something around there. If we all click and catch fire...13-1.
S: I am absolutely loving the enthusiasm here! I have a great feeling about this draft pick! What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
P: They'll be re-writing all the record books for passing by the time I'm done here in the DSFL and in the ISFL. Im gonna be a fucking legend.
S: GOAT mentality, sounds like we might have the next Tom Brady on our hands here folks. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
P: Winning games with an ISFL team took me #1 overall.
S: I'm loving it, you seem to really have the killer instinct that ISFL teams like to drool over. What's one fun fact about your player?
P: He has an autistic daughter.
S: Interesting, well thanks for the answer! I only have one more question for you, but it is probably the most important question. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
P: Hell No!
S: Great answer, well one last time welcome to London. Can't wait to watch you make a splash on the field!
Taka:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals (again)! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Taka: Sure.
S: Sweet thanks a ton!! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
T: I'm excited about finally playing!!!
S: That's awesome to hear! Watching your dot is easily the best part of this whole thing. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
T: I don’t really know… I'm just going to do what I can.
S: That's all we can really ask of ourselves, just have to do the best with what we have! What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
T: I just want to play good. I don't really have any plans beyond that. I'm not really familiar with everything.
S: I feel that, gotta figure everything out for sure. We drafted you because we thought you would have a huge impact on the ground for us. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
T: Kiara is a phoenix, which means that she's gone through many stages of death and rebirth. She's lived many lives, but this is the first time she's decided to become an athlete.
S: Oh hell yeah thats a really cool answer, I haven't got something like that before. I actually only have one more question but it is by far the most important one. Does Pineapple belong on pizza?
T: If I remember correctly, pizza was created as a way of using up all the excess food that wasn't used in other cooking. That's what toppings are supposed to be. So it's not whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, it's a question of whether you could use the pineapple better somewhere else.
S: Oh wow I actually was not expecting to learn about the history of pizza in this interview haha. Well that's all I had for you, welcome to London Taka!
Sportsfan:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Sportsfan: Sure.
Se: Thanks a ton! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
Sp: Your locker room was miles better than any others. Plain and simple. That was really the selling point.
Se: That's awesome to hear! We like to think that we have one of the best locker rooms in the league. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
Sp: I hope to someday play qb for the royals as a starter. I think that my QB’s speed is elite. In the prospect bowl he had a 139 rushing yard game. I would like to also be someone who is active and involved consistently in the locker rooms.
Se: That's a great rushing game for a QB, wow! What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
Sp: 9-4 would be great.
Se: For sure! That would be a good follow up to winning the championship. What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
Sp: Be the best scrambled qb. It’s all about speed.
Se: Hell yeah brother, I can get down with that. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
Sp: Having a chip as a London royals qb and having success in the isfl.
Se: I felt the same way, a chip is the ultimate goal. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
Sp: Rumor has it he ran a 3.6 40.
Se: Oh damn that's one hell of a rumor! I got one more question for you and your answer is vital here. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sp: No. That’s absurd.
Se: My man!!! Well that's all I got for ya. Once again welcome to London!
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Dolphins:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Dolphins: Fire away
S: My guy! First of all, what gets you excited about the London Royals?
D: The locker room and excitement everyone has for eachother. I know I didn’t have many good things to say about this team before, but now I got to say they are great. They are like a big family to everyone on the team.
S: That's great to hear man! This locker room is special and I felt the same way when I was drafted. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
D: As a player I’m bringing the heat, I got that speed and hands to get those deep desperation throws. And as a locker room player I’ll bring the fun and heat in different ways, I’m planning on always being active and getting to know everyone and being the best teammate I can be
S: Haha that’s awesome, it’s good to hear you plan on being active in the locker room. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
D: How many games are there? 14?
S: Yeah
D: Well then how does 14-0 sound. We are not letting off the gas pedal.
S: I love the way you think! What do you personally hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
D: Break records, have fun.
S: Great mindset, couple more questions here. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
D: Tearing up the ISFL, possibly with Mathew Holford as my QB.
S: Awesome! I love that you already have that planned out. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
D: He played baseball from age 4 up until college
S: A multi sport athlete! Nice! last question, but probably the most important, does pineapple belong on pizza?
D: NO!!!! NEVER!
S: This guy gets it!! Well anyway, that's all I had for you, welcome to the royals!!!!
D: Thank you. It shall be royally fun.
Savior:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Savior: Oh yea sure go ahead and also may I ask if I could use this interview for a netflix series of mine that I am making for the league.
Se: For sure my guy! First of all, what's got you excited about the London Royals?
Sa: When I go into the teams, I just look around and I see a locker room full of passion, funny, and amazing people and when I see things like that, that is what gets me excited as this chemistry will go up and allow us to wins games and ultiminis.
Se: That’s awesome to hear! I felt the same way when the Royals drafted me. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
Sa: Me as a player is the same as me as a locker room member as I am guy who is going to bring wisdom and observation skills to the team and allow my opinions to follow through the team as my expertise should allow the team benefit from as I tend to go up and beyond by scouting the other team, possibly talking to other players from different teams, I do what I have to do to win games. Overall, I just want DSFL and ISFL to know my name and they will know it when I bring my homies from London Royals with me.
Se: I'm sure they'll know your name in time, you should be a force out on the field. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
Sa: I do not predictions because as to me, predictions are useless in my eyes as there is no way for me to foresee the future of my team so I never bother with predictions as I just focus on the now and right now, I am focusing on getting London ready for a chance to do well in the regular season, get into the playoffs, get into the championship, and hold the gold.
Se: That's a great way to put it, only control what you can control. speaking of what you can control, what do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
Sa: What I hope to accomplish is a couple of awards like defensive rookie of the year, defensive player of the year, winning ultimini, get a couple of awards, and make friends on the field from my team and from other people as well.
Se: Always looking to build up the hardware I think the way you think! Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
Sa: I see myself in gold and being a savior for teams that need me. That is plain and simple.
Se: Just like the name, a savior on the field. Great to hear. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
Sa: Well I am about to be multilingual as I speak English, Spanish and currently learning French.
Se: Trash talking in 3 languages in the future! Dawg mentality! Last question, but probably the most important, does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sa: Also another fun fact, I used to work at a Domino's pizza. I have seen pineapple pizza many times as the answer to that question is simply yes. The reason that is the case because the way I look at it, if it can fit on a pizza without burning itself and you love it, the topping belongs on a pizza and pineapple has proven itself many times that it belongs so while I may not like on my pizza, it has earned my respect to say that it does belong there.
Se: I love it! thats a positive outlook on pizza that I was not expecting haha. Well anyway, that's all I had for you. Welcome to the royals!!
Beastmode:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Beastmode: Okay man hit me.
S: My guy! Thanks a ton. What's got you excited about the London Royals?
B: Y'all were the first team that really were like hey you know reached out gave me your chat and honestly excited to play anywhere and london was the obvious choice for me
S: That's great to hear man, we're pretty pumped to have you on the field for us! What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
B: I like to be a leader like I am in my shl locker room
S: Awesome! We'll never turn down a natural born leader here in London. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
B: Oh um we were champs so I would say about 10 wins is achievable.
S: Great attitude my man! I love it. What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
B: I'm here to help win a championship. I'm dedicated and ready to see what happens on my journey to be a pro.
S: That's all we can ask for, that's a great outlook. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
B: Hopefully a really good wide receiver kicking some defensive butt and earning as much tpe to do so.
S: Yes sir! Great attitude to have! Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
B: Yes sir.
S: Nice! What would that fun fact happen to be?
B: I don’t know really I mean I started doing content for YouTube hockey content.
S: No worries! We can just move on to the next question then. I actually only have one more question, but it is the most important one. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
B: I don't prefer it but it depends what you like.
S: Hell yeah man open minded. Well that's all I got for ya, thanks for taking the time to talk to me and welcome to London!
Parm:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Parm: Absolutely. Go ahead.
S: My dude! Thanks! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
P: The draft. Hands down. I'm an offensive player who loves to score. They drafted some really impressive guys that's going to make playing here so much fun. I expect a lot of scoring. That's exciting. They even brought in a 2nd QB for competition. To keep me pushing. This is the exact situation I envisioned when I really started to think about where I wanted to play. They just won the Ultamini, which is my 2nd priority. I want to win. What is there not to be excited about? The whole London situation is exciting.
S: That's a phenomenal answer, I love to hear it! What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
P: I think I can bring elite quarterback play and leadership to the table. I’m not going to throw picks. I’m not gonna turn the ball over. I know how to push teammates when they need pushing and when to lay off when I need to lay off. I'm not going to create controversy, I'm not gonna be a distraction. London took a chance on me in the first round, they deserve the best me I can provide. Off the record I’m [redacted].
S: That's awesome to hear! You sound like a great team player. What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
P: Ooohhh. That's a good question. I think we can go 10-4...9-5. Something around there. If we all click and catch fire...13-1.
S: I am absolutely loving the enthusiasm here! I have a great feeling about this draft pick! What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
P: They'll be re-writing all the record books for passing by the time I'm done here in the DSFL and in the ISFL. Im gonna be a fucking legend.
S: GOAT mentality, sounds like we might have the next Tom Brady on our hands here folks. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
P: Winning games with an ISFL team took me #1 overall.
S: I'm loving it, you seem to really have the killer instinct that ISFL teams like to drool over. What's one fun fact about your player?
P: He has an autistic daughter.
S: Interesting, well thanks for the answer! I only have one more question for you, but it is probably the most important question. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
P: Hell No!
S: Great answer, well one last time welcome to London. Can't wait to watch you make a splash on the field!
Taka:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals (again)! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Taka: Sure.
S: Sweet thanks a ton!! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
T: I'm excited about finally playing!!!
S: That's awesome to hear! Watching your dot is easily the best part of this whole thing. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
T: I don’t really know… I'm just going to do what I can.
S: That's all we can really ask of ourselves, just have to do the best with what we have! What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
T: I just want to play good. I don't really have any plans beyond that. I'm not really familiar with everything.
S: I feel that, gotta figure everything out for sure. We drafted you because we thought you would have a huge impact on the ground for us. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
T: Kiara is a phoenix, which means that she's gone through many stages of death and rebirth. She's lived many lives, but this is the first time she's decided to become an athlete.
S: Oh hell yeah thats a really cool answer, I haven't got something like that before. I actually only have one more question but it is by far the most important one. Does Pineapple belong on pizza?
T: If I remember correctly, pizza was created as a way of using up all the excess food that wasn't used in other cooking. That's what toppings are supposed to be. So it's not whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, it's a question of whether you could use the pineapple better somewhere else.
S: Oh wow I actually was not expecting to learn about the history of pizza in this interview haha. Well that's all I had for you, welcome to London Taka!
Sportsfan:
Sebster: Hey! first of all, welcome to the London Royals! I'm interviewing all the new Royals and was wondering if I could ask you a couple questions?
Sportsfan: Sure.
Se: Thanks a ton! What's got you excited about the London Royals?
Sp: Your locker room was miles better than any others. Plain and simple. That was really the selling point.
Se: That's awesome to hear! We like to think that we have one of the best locker rooms in the league. What do you think you can bring to the Royals as a player and as a locker room member?
Sp: I hope to someday play qb for the royals as a starter. I think that my QB’s speed is elite. In the prospect bowl he had a 139 rushing yard game. I would like to also be someone who is active and involved consistently in the locker rooms.
Se: That's a great rushing game for a QB, wow! What is your prediction for the Royals record this year?
Sp: 9-4 would be great.
Se: For sure! That would be a good follow up to winning the championship. What do you hope to accomplish in the DSFL while you are here and eventually in the ISFL after you are called up?
Sp: Be the best scrambled qb. It’s all about speed.
Se: Hell yeah brother, I can get down with that. Where do you see yourself in 5 seasons?
Sp: Having a chip as a London royals qb and having success in the isfl.
Se: I felt the same way, a chip is the ultimate goal. Can you give me a fun fact about your player?
Sp: Rumor has it he ran a 3.6 40.
Se: Oh damn that's one hell of a rumor! I got one more question for you and your answer is vital here. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sp: No. That’s absurd.
Se: My man!!! Well that's all I got for ya. Once again welcome to London!
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