(S29) PT 3 - Teammates

[Thelastheraclid]

[golden_apricot]

Pepelegs don’t know much about his teammates, Pepelegs is a loner and always limites his time around the team due to his smol legs. He even refuses to lift with them as they would make fun of him for having such smol legs or that is his thought on the matter. But as far as the team is doing, there isn’t much positive to say. That said the standout on offense has to be Mr Tentacles, how personally owns half of the teams receiving TDs for the season, a mark tat is not often seen in football. This is not close however to the overall team record, but if held up would be the record for largest TD share for a receiver in team history. The rest of the offense is doing poorly with Zarylren only completing about 50% of his passes and Carter below 50 yds per game rushing. On defense I cant say much, UnBanZyan is killing it in tackles this season, but this is partially due to the offense not being able to hold onto the ball he even has a few pass deflections and a pick on the year and is probably the most standout of standout players considering how overall poor the team has been so far.

[Drizzy]

This hasn't been the kind of season that the Tijuana Luchadores had hoped it would be, with a lot of results going against the team. But that's not to say it's been all bad news, as some of the guys on the team are still showing up in a big way, particularly rookie wide receiver Jason Waterfalls. Brought into the team during the S29 DSFL Draft, Jason has had a lot of pressure put on his shoulders as essentially the team's number one outside target, and he's certainly been able to live up to the weight of it all by delivering some really impressive performances throughout the season. He's leading the Luchadores in both receiving yards and touchdowns, and has currently the longest reception out of anyone on the team, and on an offense that hasn't always been performing up to its full capability, he definitely has been one of the bright spots for people to look out for. Considering his youth and the fact that he still has a lot to learn in the game, there's definitely a lot to get excited about with Waterfalls, and I think we can expect to see him have a very bright future in the league for a long time to come.

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[Muford]

While I am new to the Minnesota Grey Duck Organization, and most of my teammates there, I am not new to the fact of a great person in the locker room. One of the best people thus far that I have dealt with in Minnesota is none other then @SnowyWolfz While the whole locker room has been quite welcoming and a great place to shoot the shit, Snowy has stood out to me by far the most. He’s always happy to be around, talk, bullshit, or whatever else you need of him. He continues to bring such a positive attitude to the Minnesota Grey Ducks, which is always a great way to brighten up someone’s day without even realizing it. I could have gone with the normal folk I know in Minnesota, but where is the fun in that? Snowy has been far and away one of the best newer members I’ve ever met so far, and dare I say, I am happy to be a Dirty Fucking GreyDuck with him. Don’t let @TheCC know that I feel that way, but yeah. Snowy has been such a great person in the locker room I could see myself staying in Minnesota for quite some time! Thanks, Snowy!

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[Urq660]

This has been a…. Difficult… first half of the season Down Under. The triple B are currently on a 0-6 run, which has been pretty painful all round. The standout, certainly from an offensive point of view, would have to be the rookie wide receiver, #6, Mr Squidward Tentacles! The young receiver, out of under rated Bikini Bottom U, has been Dexter Zaylren’s number one target, or certainly the most effective, through the first half of this season. Over the 6 losing efforts, Tentacles has caught 37 passes for 526 yards, an impressive yards per catch average of 14.2. This easily eclipses his average from the back end of last season, where he played in 4 games for Norfolk as a DFA, and had a yards per catch average of 11.8, which is still not too shabby! The 14.2 average is good enough for 4th in the DSFL, a position the Buccs can only dream about at the moment! He also has 4 TDS in his 6 games, which is exactly half the number of TDs Dexter Zaylren has thrown so far! It’s also the highest number between the running backs and wide receivers or tight ends. It’s safe to say, that without the pallid, grey skinned octopus, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers would, somehow, be worse off. I don’t know how, it’s not like they can lose any more games?

[ztarwarz]

Cade York has combined multiple parts of this question for me. As a newcomer to the locker room, he's been a welcome addition and has been generally pleasant the entire time. He's always posting cute pictures of tigers, and he also hasn't been a slouch in the on field performance department: he hasn't missed from less than 40 yards all season and has only missed one extra point. This has really helped considering our team has been annoyingly poor at getting into the end zone, with York having the 4th most attempts in the entire league. He's also been punting pretty well with the 5th highest average; for us that's a real turnaround from the last season with Quintuple J. The real surprise, though, has been Passmann. He still has the 2nd most touchdowns on the team with 7, and has been more than a respectable WR3 for the team, which is something like our 5th option, despite having gone through his first season of regression already. Passmann was extremely key in getting the Outlaws off to a 5-0 start, and despite cooling off at the same time as the team has cooled off, he's still tied for 4th in touchdowns among receivers, behind only Sakura, Skiuuuuup, and Angler.

[krazko]

I always dislike this kind of prompt because each locker room is made up of so many different users and each individual brings something unique every time.
There has been so many good chats in the Portland Python locker room with various users it is impossible ot name just one.
Hordle, all the way from scouting to playing on the team, giving suggestions on build and fantasy. Always a positive spirit.
Zeagle, the great all knowing fantasy wiz that's always helpful
Pau and Van our defensive rocks who just want so much for the team and really want everyone to shine so we can win the cup together
Suggs who I've mainly interacted with in another teams locker room but have nothing but praise for.
Hummus God who came back and updated for us to become a key part of the team!
Accka who's always trying to learn and being annoyed at the bankers & grades for not having paid him yet.


On the field, I have to give thanks to Panda for great passing and always setting me up for great plays! wouldn't be possible without a certain Panda McKyle.

I've not named everyone and I can't I just think every single Python should receive praise for being the great people they are and making the team its best!

[Dagumpa]

You know, it really hurts to see Austin struggle. Not because we were projected to be one of the best teams...ok, that is a big reason. But we just have an excellent locker room full of fantastic people who I owe way too much of my love for the team to. Our GMs, Kyle and Amid, are extremely hard workers and put it a ton of effort into making us a good team. Kya is a fantastic locker room presence who is always very vocal during our games and really loves hyping everyone up. Mooty is also very active in the LR and we all love falling in line behind him. Tonzy and Southpaw have both been quieter recently. But they are, by far, my two favorite people on the team. They're both extremely nice and helpful and really look out for their teammates. I admit to not being very active in the Austin LR. I run a team of my own in the PBE and that occupies almost all of my time. But from what I do see in the LR, I am very pleased to be able to call those people my teammates. This has been a stressful season. And it looks like we won't be making the playoffs. But, I'm enamored to be along side these people. 

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[NicholasTheGreat]

For Context Kai Sakura broke the single game receiving yards record

[SwankyPants31]

Being over halfway through the season at this point, the Colorado Yeti currently find themselves at the top of the NSFC and tied for the best record in the league with the New York Silverbacks. While obviously that level of success means there are multiple big time contributors on both sides of the ball, I’d like to throw a shout out to one player in particular. Sure there are some legendary players currently playing for the Yeti that everybody thinks of first. People like quarterback Mattathias Caliban and wide receiver William Lim leading the infamous Colorado passing game, and linebacker Melvin Murder-Moose on defense who is currently top 3 in sacks for the league. But in my opinion, the real standout player for us this season has been our rookie wide receiver Cole Maxwell. Cole joined the Yeti as part of the S28 draft class and after being sent down one season while playing safety in the DSFL, he was called up this season to play receiver. The result has been nothing short of phenomenal. Despite being the 3rd wide receiver on the Yeti offense, Maxwell is currently 3rd in the entire league in receiving yards, and at this point is likely a shoe-in for offensive rookie of the year. There were times last season where the Colorado offense sputtered, and bringing up Maxwell seems to have been the spark we needed to get things back on track.