Following a statement from some players around the league that they would be linking arms in solidarity during the national anthem at Monday’s game, Las Vegas Super Dud Josh Bercovici issued a statement that he would be masturbating during today’s national anthem in Baltimore. Bercovici continued saying that it was a true demonstration of how much he loves America.
The media presence surrounding the game has amped up following the statement, with some reporters telling Bercovici they’re excited for the small side storyline to an otherwise boring Las Vegas blowout.
Bercovici responded, “The fact that you’re excited about a small storyline bodes well for me.”
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The media presence surrounding the game has amped up following the statement, with some reporters telling Bercovici they’re excited for the small side storyline to an otherwise boring Las Vegas blowout.
Bercovici responded, “The fact that you’re excited about a small storyline bodes well for me.”
@Merica
GRADED
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