Only one player has me excited from this upcoming draft. Carlito Crush. The dude is 6'6, and 260 pounds. Do you think anyone will be getting in his way? He's as strong as a bull, and can absolutely destroy kids out on the field. He's a complete monster. Built like a frickin truck. And don't forget, he can block as well. Nobody's getting past this guy. Need to get your running back some space? Put Crush out there. His name fits his job description perfectly. Looking at his scouting report one more time, this guy can fucking catch too. What can't he do? The recent first overall pick of the Colorado Yeti is looking like a complete stud of a pick. Can't wait to see this guy out on the field wrecking people left and right.
This guy will be jumping in and making an immediate impact for the Yeti. Look to see him take over as the starting tight end immediately, replacing that scrub Sebastian Joyce. He'll be the best tight end this league has ever seen, guarantee. 100% Joyce stamp of approval. Now, time to hit the gym with Crush and see what he's all about, Yeti style.
This guy will be jumping in and making an immediate impact for the Yeti. Look to see him take over as the starting tight end immediately, replacing that scrub Sebastian Joyce. He'll be the best tight end this league has ever seen, guarantee. 100% Joyce stamp of approval. Now, time to hit the gym with Crush and see what he's all about, Yeti style.
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